by Smitty
Noted Barack Obama sycophant Alec Baldwin has been the victim of rumor-mongering by his brother Billy concerning a possible NYC mayoral candidacy.
We’d like to take a moment to peek into a future speech, wherein Alec and his possible SuperPAC, Future American Guidance, take the helm of the Rotten Apple:
By following the rules of Future American Guidance, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the FAG way. One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “Wow! Good going, FAG. You really made the world a better place, didn’tcha, FAG?”
N.B.: No cigarettes were harmed in the production of this post.
via Drudge
Update: Twitchy collects some helpy-helper Tweeps. Workin’ hard, tryin’ to put out that smokin’ FAG.
You, sir, hit 11 with this one.
LOL… I have begged Alec Baldwin many times on twitter to run for mayor… there is SO Much fun to be had here! I think i’d quit my job and become a 24-hour Alec Baldwin mockery-farm.
First Alec has to depose king for life Bloomberg.
Alec Baldwin owes running for mayor to the world.
That should insure New York’s demise, of course there is no way he could go through the whole campaign without beating a reporter or photographer half to death
So…I gather you’re like me and in favor of hm running?
Absolutely.
Certainly! The entertainment potential alone is incalculabel.
Smitty, the N.B. is rather gratuitous. We know that only Stacy harms FAGs when roducing posts.
I hope he runs and I hope he wins. New York City deserves him.
Aye Matey.
You don’t really want to get that started again, do you?