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Baldwin Bird-Dogging Bloomberg?

Posted on | July 4, 2012 | 12 Comments

by Smitty

Noted Barack Obama sycophant Alec Baldwin has been the victim of rumor-mongering by his brother Billy concerning a possible NYC mayoral candidacy.

We’d like to take a moment to peek into a future speech, wherein Alec and his possible SuperPAC, Future American Guidance, take the helm of the Rotten Apple:

By following the rules of Future American Guidance, the world can become a better place; that handles dangerous people with talk, and reasoning; that, is the FAG way. One day you’ll all look at the world us actors created and say, “Wow! Good going, FAG. You really made the world a better place, didn’tcha, FAG?”

N.B.: No cigarettes were harmed in the production of this post.

via Drudge

Update: Twitchy collects some helpy-helper Tweeps. Workin’ hard, tryin’ to put out that smokin’ FAG.


12 Responses to “Baldwin Bird-Dogging Bloomberg?”

  1. Bob Belvedere
    July 4th, 2012 @ 8:55 pm

    You, sir, hit 11 with this one.

  2. Soopermexican
    July 4th, 2012 @ 9:08 pm

    LOL… I have begged Alec Baldwin many times on twitter to run for mayor… there is SO Much fun to be had here! I think i’d quit my job and become a 24-hour Alec Baldwin mockery-farm.

  3. Mike G.
    July 4th, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

     First Alec has to depose king for life Bloomberg.

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    July 4th, 2012 @ 11:07 pm

    Alec Baldwin owes running for mayor to the world.  

  5. Adobe_Walls
    July 5th, 2012 @ 12:35 am

    That should insure New York’s demise, of course there is no way he could go through the whole campaign without beating a reporter or photographer half to death

  6. Bob Belvedere
    July 5th, 2012 @ 7:48 am

    So…I gather you’re like me and in favor of hm running?

  7. Adobe_Walls
    July 5th, 2012 @ 8:38 am


  8. Quartermaster
    July 5th, 2012 @ 12:56 pm

    Certainly! The entertainment potential alone is incalculabel.

  9. Quartermaster
    July 5th, 2012 @ 12:57 pm

    Smitty, the N.B. is rather gratuitous. We know that only Stacy harms FAGs when roducing posts.

  10. ThePaganTemple
    July 5th, 2012 @ 1:13 pm

     I hope he runs and I hope he wins. New York City deserves him.

  11. Bob Belvedere
    July 5th, 2012 @ 1:28 pm

    Aye Matey.

  12. ThePaganTemple
    July 5th, 2012 @ 2:46 pm

     You don’t really want to get that started again, do you?