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It’s Homophobolicious!

Posted on | July 25, 2012 | 19 Comments

Today my 13-year-old son Jefferson coined that word while we were driving to Chick-fil-A, a dinnertime decision I made after reading how intolerant bozos are trying to ban Chick-fil-A in Boston and Chicago. After seeing the headlines at Memeornadum, I did a quick Google search and learned that the nearest Chick-fil-A is 15 miles away — a relatively short distance to drive for freedom.

When we got there, the line for the drive-through was backed up — at 8 o’clock on a Wednesday night. We ordered five Chick-fil-A sandwiches, two large orders of waffle fries and two large sweet iced teas. When we got to the window, we paid $21.95. because freedom isn’t free.

Given the surging popularity of Chick-fil-A — and also, the penis-and-vagina combo — I think heterosexuality and freedom have a fighting chance.

Comments

19 Responses to “It’s Homophobolicious!”

  1. elaine
    July 25th, 2012 @ 11:47 pm

    Chick-Fil-A is our usual Saturday evening meal.  Sometimes we have it on Wednesdays, too, just to give more patronage to the company.

    To quote a song lyric: “If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”  And we sure do love Chick-Fil-A.

  2. Adjoran
    July 26th, 2012 @ 12:44 am

    Who had their supporters disrupt the businesses of those they disliked?

    It just seems to me this sort of thuggery has happened in the past.

  3. Evilbloggerlady
    July 26th, 2012 @ 1:57 am

    The hypocrisy burns.  Worse than the hottest buffalo sauce.

    I need to search out and find me a Chick-fil-A!   

  4. Bob Belvedere
    July 26th, 2012 @ 7:21 am

    Me too…and I’m a red meat kind of guy.

  5. Don Surber
    July 26th, 2012 @ 7:25 am

    I like the waffle fries. 

  6. rosalie
    July 26th, 2012 @ 7:26 am

    Jefferson’s a chip off the old block. 

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  9. Bob Belvedere
    July 26th, 2012 @ 8:13 am

    Methinks he’s the Chris Wallace of this family.

  10. Bob Belvedere
    July 26th, 2012 @ 8:14 am

    Somebody needs to say it and it might as well be me: man, we miss your blogging.

  11. Red
    July 26th, 2012 @ 9:01 am

    Totally linked! Beat you to it by three hours as there is a Chic-fil-A close to home::lucky me::

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  13. Bill Schmalfeldt
    July 26th, 2012 @ 10:02 am

    Do they REALLY have a “penis and vagina” combo at the Chick fil A?  Eeew!

  14. frank
    July 26th, 2012 @ 4:01 pm

    Perhaps you’d prefer the “penis and rectum” special of the week at Home Depot…not that there’s anything wrong with that (except the obvious).

  15. Wombat_socho
    July 26th, 2012 @ 9:13 pm

     You must be new here.

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