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Rule 5 Sunday: No-Frills Edition

Posted on | September 16, 2012 | 11 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Yep, it’s that time again. Many of these links contain full or partial nudity, guns, knives, appalling taste in music, and/or exposed snooches. Viewer discretion is advised.

Fishersville Mike easily takes first post with this nostalgic look back at the Boob Czar. Also, Ravens cheerleaders! Laughing Conservative rolls with Cheryl Cole and Eye of Polyphemus returns with Gillian Jacobs. EBL courts British ire with the Duchess of Cambridge’s nekkid boobies, and Iranian with female mutant ninja Persians, while Senator Blutarsky eschews politics this week in favor of Janina Gavankar. Randy’s Roundtable takes a midweek break with Angela Marcello and Autumn Holley, while Hogewash prefers a lady with a shotgun. First Street Journal brings more pix from Victory Forge, and the Rio Norte Line has a selection of Katrina Darling shots. Three Beers Later brings back Laura Brannigan for “Spanish Eddie”.

American Power returns with Nicole Neal, Lucy Pinder and friends, Katherine Heigl, Erin Andrews and other hot sportscasters, and wraps up the week with Lacey Banghard.

A View From The Beach has Blake Lively shilling for Gucci, a mammoth post with the obligatory cavegirls, dancing diversity, Demi Lovato with Autotune, and Stevie Nicks with the PRC’s Red River Valley.

At Soylent Green, it’s a classic Monday Motivationer with Kyla, followed by Tuesday Titillation with Marci, Jessica Difeo as the Humpday Hawt, a celebration of three million hits, AM Awesome Rebecca, Overnighty Sophie, Corsetcare: A New Hope, Evening Awesome Janine, and Mari – Pissed For The Win.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Chelsea Butler, his vintage babe is Dolly Parton; also, Sex In Advertising and the obligatory 49ers cheerleader. At Dustbury, Faith Ford and Bilinda Butcher. The Camp of the Saints offers Abi Titmuss and the Rule 5 News.

The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Tahiti Cora, Jessica Cediel, Bianca Lawson, Nana Ogura (with a Rule 5 Roundup), Azusa Yamamoto, Talisa Soto, Lauren Jacobs, Kimah Nicole and more Rule 5 linkagery, Demi Moore, Mana Sakura, Sienna Miller, Shiori Kamasaki, En Vogue, and Ali Landry.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Deadline for next week’s Rule 5 roundup will be Saturday, September 22; please remember to send your submissions to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox.


11 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: No-Frills Edition”

  1. richard mcenroe
    September 16th, 2012 @ 1:31 pm

    It’s interesting to see the way Rule 5 is paralleling the evolution of porn in the magazine industry.

    We had our horny but innocent fifties at the start, with the cheesecake only rule, the equivalent of the Humorama cartoon digest empire, “men’s adventure” magazines, Esquire, etc.

    Then we had our 60’s, with the progressively sheerer outfits, daring “sidal” nudity and finally brazenly displayed boobs, as Humorama gave way to Sex to Sexty and Esquire went “legit” in the face of Playboy and its many, many imitators.

    Then came the 70’s, and the Deluge, with Hustler and its many clones and imitators, as Larry Flynt’s mean-spirited determination to utterly debase the rest of humanity to his misanthropic level became the dominant factor and “eroticism” came to mean “gynecology”.

    The neat part is that Rule 5 seems to be repeating that arc in less than four years. Granted, everything happens faster on the internet…

    What remains to be seen is if this perverted Parkinson’s law will be followed all the way through again, with gynecology replacing glamour and leers replacing humor in yet another medium…

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    September 16th, 2012 @ 3:41 pm

    […] happened yet. But, it surely can’t be far off. Behold–in his intro to this week’s Rule 5 post, the wondrous Wobat-socho penned the following: Yep, it’s that time again. Many of these links […]

  3. Proof
    September 16th, 2012 @ 4:25 pm

    Leaving something to the imagination is generally sexier, and that, my friend, is Victoria’s Secret!

  4. richard mcenroe
    September 16th, 2012 @ 4:40 pm

    You would think so, yet Ausable Chasm has a history of driving Veiled Hint out of the market.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    September 16th, 2012 @ 5:12 pm

    The new introductory warning is your best yet, Wombaticus.

    Thank you for the linky love.

    Just a reminder that TCOTS’s Rule 5’s are always PG-13!

  6. JamieJeffords
    September 16th, 2012 @ 5:15 pm

    I never really left. I have merely been lurking in the shadows.

  7. Wombat_socho
    September 17th, 2012 @ 4:02 am

    The internet as a whole has definitely gone far beyond the 70s into areas I don’t care to discuss on a (more or less) family-friendly blog. Rule 5, on the other hand, lies in that uncertain and indeterminate territory between the 1950s and 60s – nudity, but tasteful nudity, and sometimes not even that. This is not to say some folks don’t take rule 5 farther than others, which is why I post links and not pix.

  8. Wombat_socho
    September 17th, 2012 @ 4:04 am

    I may be an optimist, but I think that’s changing. Women are figuring out that acting like a slut may be great in the short-term for scratching that itch, but does severe damage in the long term when they want something that lasts.

  9. Bob Belvedere
    September 17th, 2012 @ 8:27 am

    From your pouty lips to God’s ears.

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