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Speaking of (Alleged) Perverts …

Posted on | June 18, 2013 | 55 Comments

Some of these creepazoids were as young as 18, the same age as Kaitlyn Hunt when she fingered a 14-year-old in a school toilet stall, so maybe the ACLU will launch a “Free the Polk County 41” campaign or something. Here’s an interesting perp caught in the dragnet:

One of the suspects, James Walker, 46, a costumer’s assistant at Disney World, believed he was going to hookup with a 15-year-old boy. The Davenport man told undercover officers that he had to be careful what he said because he knew he was breaking the law, according to the Sheriff’s Office.

Just like Kaitlyn Hunt. But … it was consensual!

UPDATE: The mother of America’s Most Famous Sex Offender™ has the right to remain silent, but refuses to exercise that right:

UPDATE II: The Hunt family and other admirers of The Rosa Parks of Jailbait™ say it’s unfair — haters! bigots! — to remind people that Kaitlyn’s “first date” with her 14-year-old girlfriend was to meet in the school restroom for sex in the toilet stall. No, they insist, this was a consensual relationship — a “high school romance,” as Kaitlyn’s father said in his petition full of lies — and it is wrong of anyone to describe what exactly that relationship involved.

You’re just a bigoted hater if you mention sex in a toilet, see? And so I think it’s important, in the interest of fairness, to describe the young couple’s Big Special Romantic Evening:

[On Jan. 4] the freshman ran away from home to spend the night in Kaitlyn’s bedroom where, to quote the affidavit by Sheriff’s Office Detective Jeremy Shepherd, the two girls “put their fingers inside of each other’s vaginas, put their mouths on each other’s vaginas, and both of them used a vibrator on each other to insert it in each other’s vaginas.”

See? The Hunt family and their friends believe every young girl’s first time (with a dildo-wielding tattooed lesbian) should be so special.

And if a 14-year-old’s parents disagree? Obviously, they’re “despicable assholes that won’t listen to reason”:

Happy 14th Birthday! (Batteries not included.)

 

Category: Crime, Florida, Kaitlyn Hunt, Sex

Comments

55 Responses to “Speaking of (Alleged) Perverts …”

  1. robcrawford2
    June 19th, 2013 @ 5:02 pm

    “Is it just me, or do a lot of these sentiments sound like they came out of a fortune cookie?”

    That’s about the size and complexity of the brains involved.

  2. thatMrGguy
    June 19th, 2013 @ 8:56 pm

    Speaking of (Alleged) Perverts … http://t.co/I398l1TwUx

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