The Other McCain

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Rule 5 Sunday: Take It Like A Man

Posted on | March 9, 2014 | 23 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

Last week we had a complaint from a Confused Person who was having problems comprehending how Stacy could rail against various forms of social and sexual iniquity while still allowing Rule 5 posts; he felt that this was insufferable hypocrisy and could not be allowed to continue. I pointed out that nekkid women were not in and of themselves pornographic, and that if they offended him, he was free to not click the links and look at them. Now, I’ve pretty much operated on the honor system and relied on you folks not to send me actual depictions of the physical act of love, and while some of you may have dubious taste (I’m looking at you, EBL) I’m 99% sure nobody’s ever done so.* All this goes by way of warning folks that they should exercise caution when clicking the links so as not to unintentionally offend significant others, feminists, Unitarians, and other people liable to be shocked and dismayed when confronting the glory of God’s creation with or without lingerie, fur and/or swimsuits. On with the linkagery!

Valley of the Shadow returns after an extended absence with a nice pair: Metal Sanaz and (to help rattle the tip jar) the suitably named Cervana Fox. Goodstuff checks in with Brett Rossi and some vintage Rule 5, Animal Magnetism has Rule 5 Friday and the Saturday Gingermageddon, Blackmailers Don’t Shoot spotlights Mellisa Clarke, and Ninety Miles From Tyranny offers Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night, and Girls With Guns.

EBL’s thundering herd of heifers includes the prescient Governor Palin, the despicable Rachel Canning, upskirt photos in Massachusetts, Piers Morgan & “Bella Knox”, Sex At CPAC,  and Women At CPAC.

A View From The Beach submits Sophia Bush, The Boston Peeper, When Movies Predict Science, Venezuela Is So Screwed, FEMEN Fights For Ukraine, Can A Mermaid Save The Bay? A Visit To Easter Island, Giant Virus Found Frozen In Tundra (has cavegirl content),  Vive la Différence, and A Very Interesting Species.

Soylent Refuge supplies your morning coffee creamer, moans about the lack of football, something to ogle before the storm, Monday Motivationer Emily, ICYMI At SI…, Overnighty Izabela, Tuesday Titillation Mardi Gras, Humpday Hawtness Auburn Awesome, Then Again…, Falconsword Fursday Classic Suzi Schott, Happy Hour Hotness Dany, Corset Combination Platter, T-GIF Friday, and Weekender Eva.

Proof Positive’s Friday Babe is Emma Stone, his Vintage Babe is Ida Lupino, and of course there is Sex in Advertising. Dustbury this week has Susanna Hoffs and Dakota Fanning.

The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week included Ariadne Diaz, Chasty BallasterosMarkie PostNana OzakiTiara Turley, Leslie MannAshley JonesAlly MakiRachel FrewNina Mercedez, Daniele WattsLaura HaddokMadeleine StoweHaruki SatoAsuka KishiKana MatsuiMayu SatoMichelle Lewin, Yukina Momoyama, and Hot Women In Hot Kitchens.

*I don’t click all the links I’m sent, but I do test a representative sample. Just to be on the safe side.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Links for next week’s Rule 5 roundup are due to the Rule 5 Wombat by midnight Saturday, March 15.

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23 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: Take It Like A Man”

  1. Good Stuff
    March 10th, 2014 @ 1:02 am

    insufferable hypocrisy… and could not be allowed to continue.

  2. Good Stuff
    March 10th, 2014 @ 1:06 am

    BTW – thanks for the linky stuff

  3. Proof
    March 10th, 2014 @ 1:39 am

    “thundering herd of heifers” Heh. Would that make EBL the ‘thundering heifer herder’? Inquiring minds…

  4. Proof
    March 10th, 2014 @ 1:41 am

    Actually, Wombat, the Link I Fear to Click, is for the Amazon Intimate Apparel Shop ad I see every week, with the “Hello, Kitty!” logo on it. That one’s scary!

  5. Joseph Fein
    March 10th, 2014 @ 3:16 am


    First, thanks for the double link. Awesomeness!

    From the DL: I might actually be going on a date with one of my Former Rule 5’s you linked to…….

    Which brings the question….Has anyone ever dated any Rule 5’s (excluding wives and gf) that they published?

  6. Peregrine John
    March 10th, 2014 @ 9:50 am

    That first sentence made me laugh hard enough that I’m grateful to not share an office with anyone. Surely modern HR would very much enjoy my explanation of how things really work… but I’m glad not to worry about it.

  7. Wombat_socho
    March 10th, 2014 @ 10:27 am

    It’s actually two separate links, one for intimate apparel and the other for Hello Kitty Jewelry – though for all I know Amazon does carry Hello Kitty lingerie.

  8. Wombat_socho
    March 10th, 2014 @ 10:28 am

    You’re welcome!

  9. Wombat_socho
    March 10th, 2014 @ 10:28 am

    More like the alpha cow, maybe.

  10. Wombat_socho
    March 10th, 2014 @ 10:28 am

    Unlikely but possible…

  11. Proof
    March 10th, 2014 @ 10:30 am

    Two links would be less intimidating! One might be Not Safe Without Eye Bleach!

  12. William miller
    March 10th, 2014 @ 12:14 pm

    I really enjoy how you mock my questions and refused to address any of them, nor have you had the courage to respond to them at all. I challenge you to re-read my previous statements and respond to them as a grown man would, not a teenager. Specifically, what is porn? And how can McCain support this on his site? I enjoys his intelligent takes on current thought. I see what you post as teenagers hiding in the garage looking at old copies of playboy {or in your case, a Sears catalog}. I would also suggest that if one is grown man (no pun intended) with children, then looking at pictures of ‘nekkid’ women young enough to be their daughters is not only creepy, but indefensible.

  13. ChandlersGhost
    March 10th, 2014 @ 4:27 pm

    Thanks Wombat!

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  16. Animal
    March 11th, 2014 @ 10:50 am

    Thanks for the links, as always!

  17. Animal
    March 11th, 2014 @ 10:52 am

    Maybe you should see a proctologist about that enormous stick you seem to have jammed up your ass.

  18. William miller
    March 11th, 2014 @ 11:36 am

    Sorry Dude,
    You will have to get your fantasies about sticks, butts and doctors fulfilled elsewhere. I am not into that

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