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Of Course, It’s Florida: Teenage Boy Goes to Gay Nightclub and Gets Butt-Raped

Posted on | March 26, 2014 | 31 Comments

Look, I don’t want to get into any slut-shaming, victim-blaming or homophobia here. But some things can only happen in Florida:

For 18 minutes, Justin Hand looks into the camera and recounts how he was raped.
In two videos on YouTube titled “I Was Raped Last Sunday,” the 18-year-old Hand (he turns 19 next week)

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tells the story of how he went out on a normal night in late January to Parliament House, a gay club in Orlando, Florida. There, he met a stranger and ended up going back to his hotel room, where the man assured him he wouldn’t try anything, because his sleeping roommate was around anyway. When Justin tried to leave, the man attacked and anally raped him. . . .
“I am not a virgin, I partake in casual sex, and put myself in a situation that was a mistake. And I want people to understand that it’s still rape.”

Thanks for sharing that, Justin. And let that be a warning to the rest of you teenagers: Don’t ever go to Florida. They’ll rape you.

 

Comments

31 Responses to “Of Course, It’s Florida: Teenage Boy Goes to Gay Nightclub and Gets Butt-Raped”

  1. Delaney Coffer
    March 26th, 2014 @ 4:12 pm

    Dey rapin’ errbody in dere!

  2. K-Bob
    March 26th, 2014 @ 4:40 pm

    Real, native Floridians all have a chastity belt tan.

    On account of all the raping.

  3. Anon Y. Mous
    March 26th, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    He went to a homosexual club, met another homosexual, accompanied him back to his hotel room, but didn’t expect sex to take place?

    What a large mound of horseshit. The whole thing is made up. Why would he make it up? From the source piece:

    Justin Hand is going public, in graphic detail, so he can start a new conversation about gay rape

    Also from the source: he didn’t report the supposed rape to the cops.

    Horseshit.

  4. JackAfter6
    March 26th, 2014 @ 5:03 pm

    The “victim” admits that he “partakes” in “casual sex”…i.e. butt sex. So he goes to a gay bar, goes home with a guy…and then…what? I’m guessing the john didn’t have the requisite $20.00?

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 26th, 2014 @ 5:15 pm

    Hey, date rape happens, gay or straight. As much as I agree with you about Florida (being the land of Sunshine and Weirdness), this sort of thing happens in every state.

    There is even an old joke about it:
    Q. If you woke up and your pants were around your ankles and your butt hurt, would you tell anyone?
    A. No.
    Q. Wanna go camping?

  6. WarEagle82
    March 26th, 2014 @ 6:16 pm

    How stupid is this boy? What purpose might his “gay rapist” have had when luring the boy back to his hotel room?

    Why would anyone put themselves at risk like this? Is Florida populated by utter morons? And what is it with these rhetorical questions?

    And there are so many potential jokes with that last name…

  7. RKae
    March 26th, 2014 @ 6:16 pm

    Exactly. This story is so incredibly commonplace that it’s right along the lines of a headline that reads “10 year old boy plays video games all afternoon.” Really? News?

  8. jakee308
    March 26th, 2014 @ 6:16 pm

    Justin Hand?

    Am I the only one that looks at that name and says it screams out:

    “MADE UP NAME” or “GAY PORNO NAME” ?

    It’s joke right? Right? RIGHT?

  9. WarEagle82
    March 26th, 2014 @ 7:04 pm

    The potential for jokes on that name seem limitless…

  10. Delaney Coffer
    March 26th, 2014 @ 7:10 pm

    For the record, there is no such thing as homosexual “virginity”.

  11. DaveO
    March 26th, 2014 @ 8:42 pm

    So the GBT community is attempting to hijack the Lesbians-only Rape Culture fundraising scheme. Big deal.
    The only thing that surprises me is that the Wombat hasn’t already banned a half dozen Gay Trolls who came here to blame the site’s readers for the twin bigotries of disbelief and skepticism.

  12. Notjack
    March 26th, 2014 @ 8:50 pm

    Going back to some one’s room indicates something. Not sure what, but I’ve done it myself, and didn’t get raped. It wasn’t my judgement but that man’s restraint that prevented it.

    Honestly? He set me an example that I’ve managed to follow.

  13. DeadMessenger
    March 26th, 2014 @ 8:59 pm

    I’m getting raped by the IRS, and you don’t see me making youtube videos about it.

  14. Minicapt
    March 26th, 2014 @ 9:02 pm

    “Justin Time” was taken?

    Cheers

  15. Art Deco
    March 26th, 2014 @ 9:36 pm

    Agreed. Exhibitionist.

  16. Wombat_socho
    March 26th, 2014 @ 10:04 pm

    “It’s only rape if the check doesn’t clear.”

  17. Quartermaster
    March 26th, 2014 @ 10:18 pm

    It’s rape when the check clears. Especially when the check clears.

  18. CrustyB
    March 26th, 2014 @ 11:12 pm

    The words “a Florida man” are rarely followed by good news.

  19. Funeral guy
    March 26th, 2014 @ 11:14 pm

    Yeah…but was it rape rape? Let’s go to Whoopi for the official ruling

  20. Zohydro
    March 27th, 2014 @ 12:17 am

    I’ve been searching for months now for an uploadable video of the classic Saturday Night Live “gay camping” skit, “Deliverance II…

  21. Adjoran
    March 27th, 2014 @ 2:23 am

    I don’t know about the Florida hate. Sure, there have been a spate of stories in the last couple of years with Florida origins, but it tends to average out. And stories like this one probably wouldn’t get much attention in California or New York at any time.

  22. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 27th, 2014 @ 8:23 am

    Florida weirdness does tend to average out…with Ohio.

    That’s not saying much.

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  24. Matthew T. Mason
    March 27th, 2014 @ 9:52 am

    Nice to know I am not the only one who thinks this doesn’t pass the smell test.

  25. Dana
    March 27th, 2014 @ 10:03 am

    Does anything involving anal sex pass the smell test?

    OK, OK, that’s just so wrong, and I’ll beat Zohydro to the punch and denounce myself!

  26. Dana
    March 27th, 2014 @ 10:08 am

    How do you find this stuff?

  27. cmdr358
    March 28th, 2014 @ 8:49 pm

    1. Florida is heavily populated with utter morons.
    2. They or their parents , for the moat part, all hail from somewhere else.

  28. cmdr358
    March 28th, 2014 @ 8:50 pm

    As was Justin Credible.

  29. cmdr358
    March 28th, 2014 @ 8:53 pm

    Or if it’s PIV. After all, as we’ve all learned recently, all PIV is rape.:-

  30. cmdr358
    March 28th, 2014 @ 8:58 pm

    He’s McCain. He just does.
    I just wish he’d find more from places other than my home state (it’s embarrassing).

  31. Mary
    March 29th, 2014 @ 8:15 pm

    That’s for sure, it wasn’t that long ago that MA Gov Deval Patrick’s chief aide, homosexual Carl Stanley McGee, while vacationing in Florida followed a 14 yr old boy into a changing room at the resort he was staying at and raped him.