Don’t The #TrumperTantrum Gags Just Write Themselves?

Posted on | February 3, 2016 | 31 Comments

by Smitty

Category: Donald Trump, humor, Politics

Comments

31 Responses to “Don’t The #TrumperTantrum Gags Just Write Themselves?”

Zhytamyr
February 3rd, 2016 @ 9:36 pm

Barry with a different haircut, and less stammering.
Mike G.
February 3rd, 2016 @ 9:40 pm

All we hear from Trump is “Make America Great Again”, but it seems he’s pretty empty on substance.
eamonkelly
February 3rd, 2016 @ 9:52 pm

We already have a thin-skinned narcissist in the White House.
smitty
February 3rd, 2016 @ 10:02 pm

So, you’ve noticed the personal pronoun frequency?
smitty
February 3rd, 2016 @ 10:02 pm

Are we not in a post-substance era?
smitty
February 3rd, 2016 @ 10:02 pm

Doesn’t one celebrity airhead deserve another?
Maryrcrafton
February 4th, 2016 @ 7:52 am

?my neighbor’ s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet?….A few Town ago new McLaren F1 subsequent after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month ..3-5 h/r of work a Town ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn More right Here:a566????? http://GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsDynamo/GetPaid/98$hourly…. .?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?:?::::a566…….
gunga
February 4th, 2016 @ 8:05 am

Post-substance era? I’m pretty sure we are chin-deep in the WTF is going on era.
Powered by UNicorn flatulence
February 4th, 2016 @ 9:41 am

Hoax and chains better?
Powered by UNicorn flatulence
February 4th, 2016 @ 9:42 am

You dont like Trump?
Who do you recommend?
Trump 2016 & 2020
Quartermaster
February 4th, 2016 @ 10:30 am

At least the Donald accomplished something with his life beyond being a shakedown artist.
Robert What?
February 4th, 2016 @ 11:54 am

Whatever you think about Trump – love him or hate him – I think we all owe him a debt of gratitude for raising issues that no other candidate dares talk about
smitty
February 4th, 2016 @ 12:14 pm

I’m for Cruz, the one the Establishment fears.
Why’s Hillary Talking Like That? | Regular Right Guy
February 4th, 2016 @ 1:37 pm

[…] Don’t The #TrumperTantrum Gags Just Write Themselves? […]
Bob Belvedere
February 4th, 2016 @ 2:10 pm

Trump as Pompey means ‘Obama’ as, what, Gaius Marius?…or Sulla?
NCMountainGirl
February 4th, 2016 @ 3:06 pm

Actually, Trump reminds me more of Bill Clinton: There are those grandiose appetites neither man holds in check. There is also that huckster personality that the more educated and affluent among the middle class finds repulsive. It is plain that each man mostly thinks in terms of just what they can get away with today. Obama’s style is just as long on personal pronouns, but otherwise far more cool and ironic as opposed to in your face.

Trump supporters, however, do remind me a lot of Obama’s supporters in 2008. It’s an article of faith with them that Trump is who he currently says he is..
gunga
February 4th, 2016 @ 3:17 pm

THAT’s what they want you to think…(just kidding, me too).
Lockstein13
February 4th, 2016 @ 4:15 pm

Laugh all you want. He’s MY GUY.

TRUMP
1) wants to build a wall, stop illegal immigration, and begin deportation,
2) wants to stop Common Core federalization of education,
3) doesn’t support the Trans Pacific Trade Deal (see below), and
4) wants to repeal ObamaCare and replace with market/consumer approach.
THOSE ARE MY PRIORITIES, as well.

My “heartburn” with Cruz is his “Trans Pacific Trade Deal” (TPA) position.

I see TPA as “the other side of the” Immigration-Issue “coin.”

In a similar (and related) manner that illegal
(and Cruz’s H1-B legal white collar alien invasion)
immigration destroys America’s social fabric and economic strength,
the TPA severely weakens (a slippery slope to destroying)
America’s sovereignty, as it subordinates/subsumes America to GLOBAL powers,
be they economic or legal (THINK: UN, World Court).

Hence, I see Cruz as supporting this globalism to the detriment of America, and will vote for Donald J Trump.

********

BACKGROUND

CRUZ TIMELINE
* Elected November 2012
* Took office January 2013
* Fought ObamaCare February to Sept 2013

THEN…

* October 2013 – Cruz modifies his relationships within the Senate and joins NRSC and begins giving money from his leadership PAC to GOPe operatives.

* January 2014 – Cruz announces he will not support any challengers in ’14 mid-term elections.

* March/April 2014 – Cruz supporting Mitch McConnell.

* June 2014 – McConnell’s full back-stabbing reaches sunlight over McDaniels in Mississippi and protection of Thad Cochran.

* July/August 2014 – Cruz says he doesn’t support McConnell any longer, yet remains on NRSC.

* December ’14 Post election announces he’s leaving the NRSC.

* Feb/March ’15 Meets with Paul Ryan and constructs road map for Chamber of Commerce requested TPP trade deal.

* April ’15 Pens open letter promoting TPA with Paul Ryan

* May ’15 Creates “Fast Track” trade rider to attach to TPA changing vote threshold for approval/disapproval to simple majority – thereby ensuring its passage. Also votes down amendment requiring congressional notification prior to China/Russia joining deal.

* May ’15 Becomes first candidate to announce presidential bid.

* June/July ’15 – Votes against his own TPA bill (plausible
deniability) even though the rider he created ensures its passage.
Lockstein13
February 4th, 2016 @ 4:28 pm

You’re for Cruz, the one who uses Democrat tricks (lies, deceptions, denials, massive spamming of his supporters):

First: do it.

Second: deny it.

Third: blame someone else.

Fourth: hold a holy roller tent revival stunt to reclaim appearance of “moral high ground”

Fifth: take responsibility for and apologize for the “misunderstanding”

Sixth: deny it again.

Seventh: blame the media.

CRUZ and his defenders SURE ACT LIKE DEMOCRATS.

But WAIT! There’s MORE about his “VOTING VIOLATION” stunt:

For me, what steams me about this is NOT the candidate.
Today it’s called “doxing” (and to H*LL with anyone who says, “meh, it’s
public information”)

I know it as a fundamental violation of privacy – and worse – the right to a private vote.

Don’t even THINK of arguing on semantics/details.
GO LIVE UNDER COMMUNISM
(I have enough relatives who did and KNOW)
AND FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF.

This is the first step, intellectually, to having a “required” vote (as in China)…and you KNOW that THEY KNOW whom you vote for.

*TRUMP 2016*
trangbang68
February 4th, 2016 @ 5:27 pm

Agreed concerning his relationship to Chocolate Jesus, but the Reality Show Messiah has largely accomplished spending daddy’s loot and trafficking in hotties.
trangbang68
February 4th, 2016 @ 5:29 pm

Bring your Trumpologue back out when (if he somehow gets elected) nominates Lawrence Tribe, his liberal sister and some other commie to the SCOTUS
Lockstein13
February 4th, 2016 @ 8:28 pm

Lighten up those screws on your tinfoil hat, sonny. I’m sure doctors can help whatever malady it is that is making you hallucinate so.
kilo6
February 4th, 2016 @ 9:45 pm

maybe more like Lucius Sergius Catilina (aka Catiline) of the the 2nd Catilinarian conspiracy.

Then who would be the Cicero if 0bama is Catiline?
kilo6
February 4th, 2016 @ 9:50 pm

You want the rhetoric of Cicero and Cato the Younger

You’ll settle for the JFK and Nixon debate

You’ll get a Lena Dunham infomercial
Wombat_socho
February 4th, 2016 @ 10:32 pm

Another Sturmtrumper ignoring inconvenient facts. Bye now.
trangbang68
February 5th, 2016 @ 7:09 am

You have absolutely no empirical evidence that Trump wouldn’t pick liberal judges. All I have is his lifetime record of being a NYC liberal, but I’m hallucinating. Project much, Sparky.
Quartermaster
February 5th, 2016 @ 7:32 am

Understand I’m not a Trump afficianado, but Trump has done far more than spend daddy’s loot. He’s increased it by a pretty fair multiple. Having done so, I see no reason to diss the man for spending money.

As for the hotties, I don’t do that sort of stuff, but he seems to have least married the women who have been his arm candy.
gunga
February 5th, 2016 @ 2:19 pm

“Sturmtrumpers” is a good one. I’ve been calling them, “Trumpster-divers” because they keep popping up with random garbage – acting like it’s a treasure.
Quartermaster
February 5th, 2016 @ 2:50 pm

Trumpster-divers is a good one too.
Patriciadcarson4
February 6th, 2016 @ 6:50 am

?my .friend’s mate Is getting 98$. HOURLY. on the internet?….A few days ago new McLaren. F1 bought after earning 18,512$,,,this was my previous month’s paycheck ,and-a little over, 17k$ Last month ..3-5 h/r of work a days ..with extra open doors & weekly. paychecks.. it’s realy the easiest work I have ever Do.. I Joined This 7 months ago and now making over 87$, p/h.Learn. More right Here;b505????? http://GlobalSuperEmploymentVacanciesReportsHit/GetPaid/98$hourly…. .?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:?2:::::;b505…
smitty
February 6th, 2016 @ 3:28 pm

I like “Trumpenproletariat”.