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Fools and Their Money

Posted on | October 29, 2021 | Comments Off on Fools and Their Money

DK Metcalf (left); Tori Lynn (right)

DeKaylin Zecharius “DK” Metcalf is a 23-year-old wide receiver for the Seattle Seahawks, drafted in the second round out of Ole Miss in 2019, and the son of former Chicago Bears lineman Terry Metcalf. The younger Metcalf is also a fool, who seems to believe he can run around with trashy women without consequences, which is how he ended up being put “on blast,” as the kids say, this week. The lurid details:

Seahawks wide receiver DK Metcalf is a single man in Seattle just trying to live the life of a multi-millionaire NFL player and along comes some OnlyFans ‘model’ — using that loosely here — named Tori Lynn who comes along and outs the guy for how he’s been handling his relationship with the woman who charges $15 a month to see her content.
In a series of videos posted to social media and downloaded by Egotastic Sports, Tori Lynn explains how the Seahawks wide receiver, whom she has visited a time or two, recently summoned her to his place for a little quality time.
Tori, being a good teammate, got in her car and headed for DK’s house. At some point along her journey she gives DK her estimated time of arrival, but there’s a huge problem and DK tells her she might as well turn around.
Here’s what allegedly set off the OnlyFans model: DK was at the bar trying to land two other fish, then add Tori Lynn to the mix and have himself a foursome. DK’s doing the timing in his head and he’s busy working on two ladies while Tori Lynn’s on her way to his house. It’s a huge timing issue. He has multiple things running through his head.
DK’s trying to run the two-minute drill and Tori Lynn gets all offended.
Look here, Tori Lynn. DK Metcalf is a 23-year-old NFL wide receiver. The guy is clearly looking to live the NFL wide receiver lifestyle. That means there are nights where (alleged) foursomes might develop and there are nights when the guy might just be looking to settle in for a quiet night of steak and whatever else happens.
And here you go getting all offended when DK tells you he was trying to throw together a foursome. This is the N…F…L, babe. That stands for Not For Long, and it appears your days of visiting DK’s house for steak and Netflix are officially over.
Tori Lynn comes off as thinking her and DK are more than just a random hookup.

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In the grand narrative of The Collapse of Western Civilization, this is just a minor data point, but perhaps not insignificant. How is it that a professional athlete, who signed a four-year contract worth $4.5 million is hooking up with this trashy bimbo from OnlyFans who is nowhere near as attractive as one would think an NFL girlfriend should be.

But looks are only part of her problem, and not the worst part.

An OnlyFans “model,” sir? Trashy whores, all of them — herpes, bad tattoos, drug habits and mental illness. Any man who associates with such women is expressing his own lack of self-respect.

Where do these trashy whores come from? What trailer park did “Tori Lynn” crawl out of? And what has gone wrong in American culture that the Internet is now crammed full of such vile trash? Let’s be clear that nothing good every happens in the vicinity of such women, who attract only men of poor judgment and bad morals. If some day in the future we learn that “Tori Lynn” has been arrested on felony charges, we won’t be surprised, nor would it surprise us if her corpse were discovered in a cheap motel, dead from blunt force trauma. Bad things happen to bad people, and selling your nudes on OnlyFans? Yeah, you’re a bad person.

But who is buying those nudes? What kind of pathetic creep would pay $15 a month to see naked pictures of a trashy whore like “Tori Lynn”?

It’s a truth of economic that demand calls into existence supply. These whores wouldn’t be uploading nudes if there weren’t fools willing to pay for to see them, but why? What value do men obtain from such a transaction? It’s utterly mystifying, except by resort to the ancient proverb that a fool and his money are soon parted — which brings us back to DK Metcalf, he of the $4.5 million contract.

Very few NFL players stay in the league more than 10 years, mainly because injuries tend to take their toll. The fleet-footed receiver is just one twisted knee away from being a washed-up has-been. The kid who signs a multimillion-dollar contract fresh out of college has to know that the big money won’t last forever, and it behooves him to avoid the kind of problems that afflict wealthy men who associate with whores. So this story about DK Metcalf trying to pick up two girls in a bar, so he can go back to the crib and have a four-way with his OnlyFans girlfriend — well, it does not bode well for Metcalf’s future. A guy with lots of cash who rolls that way is apt to be blackmailed or ripped off or hit with a lawsuit by one of those money-hungry bimbos. Look at what a mess Deshaun Watson has made of his life, accused of sexual assault by 22 women.

Living amid The Collapse of Western Civilization, the smart thing to do is to avoid having any of the debris land on you. Stay away from drugs and whores and crime. Get yourself a wife and some kids and a tidy little home on a cul-de-sac, and learn to take pleasure in domesticity.



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