Crazy People Are Dangerous: Canadian Child Actor Dopehead Matricide Edition
Posted on | February 6, 2023 | 2 Comments
Like most Canadians, Ryan Grantham looks harmless. He’s only 5-foot-2 and began appearing in movies and TV shows as a child. But despite his innocent appearance, Grantham is a deadly menace.
Like most Canadians. It is probably not necessary for me to remind readers of my longtime advocacy of thermonuclear warfare against Canada, which I consider as dangerous as the planet in Aliens: “I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”
A nation that would elect Justin Trudeau is dangerous — I think every American can agree on this — and therefore my proposal for blasting Canada off the face of the earth should not be “controversial.”
A few years ago, Ryan Grantham began smoking massive quantities of marijuana, developed a psychotic disorder, plotted mass murder and decided to begin his killing spree by shooting his mother in the back of the head at the family’s home in British Columbia. Grantham did not follow through on his mass murder plans — which is unfortunate, because one of his planned targets was Simon Frasier University, a haven of “wokeness,” and he also planned to assassinate Justin Trudeau:
Grantham, 24, detailed his plans to harm Trudeau, 50, in a journal and a police statement, prosecutors in British Columbia argued on Tuesday, June 14. According to CBC News, the former actor attempted to act on his thoughts after he allegedly shot his mom, Barbara Waite, earlier this year.
In March, Grantham pleaded guilty to second-degree murder when his mother was found dead in their townhouse two years prior. During his sentencing, it was reported that Grantham obtained three guns, ammunition, Molotov cocktails, camping supplies and a map for the area where Trudeau and his family are located. . . .
Grantham’s attorney Chris Johnson argued that mental illness affected the way his client was acting ahead of the murder. “At the time of the offense, this killing was not done out of hatred or animosity,” Johnson said. “It was done in Mr. Grantham’s disordered thinking, to prevent his mother from seeing what he thought he was about to do.”
“Disordered thinking”? Just your typical Canadian, really.
Grantham developed a psychosis from heavy marijuana and alcohol abuse, psychiatric reports would later find. . . .
According to figures from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, around 3 in 10 marijuana smokers develop “cannabis use disorder”, where they are unable to stop using the drug even when it causes them health and social problems.
Which explains my sophomore year of college, I guess, but why bring that up now? The point is that Canadians can’t cope with high-potency ganja. They start smoking weed and don’t stop until they turn into murderous dopehead zombies. And do crazy things like elect Justin Trudeau.
Oh, in pleading for leniency, his lawyer said Grantham “had been on a ‘downward spiral’ for months” before his crime, “and been spending a lot of time online.” Right — I’m a blogger, so if I ever go on a mass-murder rampage, I’ve got my excuse ready, “spending a lot of time online.”
You may think I’m exaggerating the menace of Canadian dopehead murder zombies, but John Hinderaker points out that British Columbia has basically legalized all drugs — heroin, fentanyl, you name it — because they don’t want cops hassling the junkies who crowd the streets of Vancouver (all of whom are Justin Trudeau voters, I’m sure).
As for Ryan Grantham, he was sentenced to life in prison, although he’ll be eligible for parole in 14 years. Recently, he was in the news with a report that he “is being held in a prison hospital and is receiving counseling.” He’s in the prison hospital because authorities feared “he could be ‘physically, psychologically and sexually intimidated’ due to his frail stature.” Yeah, it would be a terrible thing if the dopehead zombie who murdered his mother got raped to death by the other convicts.
Some people may think I’m being cruel, but remember, we’re talking about Canadians here. It’s not like they’re actual human beings.
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