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We Probably Can’t Rule Out ‘Arkancide’

Posted on | July 20, 2024 | 2 Comments

What do you mean, ‘Natural causes?’

Twelve more Democrats,
including two senators,
call on Biden to drop out
— Washington Post

Secluded in Rehoboth,
Biden Stews at Allies’ Pressure
to Drop Out of the Race
— New York Times

Democratic consensus solidifies
around Harris, should
Biden step aside
— CNN

It Looks Like Kamala’s Call with Democrat Donors Was a Disaster
— PJMedia

Pelosi voiced support for
an open nomination process
if Biden drops out
— Politico

Democrats have a problem, and that problem has a name: Joe Biden.

The entire Democratic Party is now echoing Henry II’s complaint about Thomas Becket: “Will no one rid us of this elderly president?”

Far be it from me to rule out the possibility that an 81-year-old man could die of natural causes in the next few weeks. I’m just saying that, if it did happen, nobody would believe it, any more so than we believe that the “mistakes” made by the Secret Service last weekend were actually mistakes. “Arkancide is a word for a reason,” as Derek Hunter has said, and we cannot rule out the possibility that, sometime in the near future, Joe Biden will die peacefully in his sleep. With a pillow over his face.

Not that I’m a conspiracy theorist, you understand. Whenever you suggest Demnocrats are up to shenanigans, they will accuse you of being a conspiracy theorist, despite the well-documented history of Democrats being up to shenanigans pretty much constantly. So when someone suggests that the assassination attempt against Trump might have been “Plan A” for preventing a Democratic defeat in November, everybody is supposed to say that this can’t possibly be true. But there is more than one way to skin a cat, and if Biden suddenly dies? Can you say “Plan B”?

Far be it from me to make any suggestion like that. I’m merely predicting what others would say in such a circumstance. And, as I said recently, “Have you considered the possibility that you’re not paranoid enough?”

Vince Foster could not be reached for comment.



 

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