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Signs Of Pending Apocalypse: DewItos

Posted on | November 8, 2014 | 24 Comments

by Smitty

“That sounds like part of a balanced meal,” said no nutritionist. Ever.

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24 Responses to “Signs Of Pending Apocalypse: DewItos”

  1. Zohydro
    November 8th, 2014 @ 3:50 pm

    Mon estomac…

  2. Adobe_Walls
    November 8th, 2014 @ 3:57 pm

    Is this the result of some kinda contest?

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 8th, 2014 @ 4:01 pm

    Are you trying to make us all depressed?

  4. Adobe_Walls
    November 8th, 2014 @ 4:30 pm

    Why would this depress you? The inevitable demise of an idea whose time has not now and will not ever come should be uplifting.

  5. M. Thompson
    November 8th, 2014 @ 4:36 pm

    Ew.

    There is a market for this…

  6. ChandlersGhost
    November 8th, 2014 @ 4:54 pm

    And the new Call of Duty just came out. Coincidence?

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  9. Mike G.
    November 8th, 2014 @ 5:19 pm

    Cheese flavored soda…Really?!? Make sure it’s Provolone and add some Pastrami and Rye flavoring to it while you’re at it…and Honey Mustard, too.

  10. Adobe_Walls
    November 8th, 2014 @ 5:28 pm

    For those who want to drink their food there are better ways, blenders.

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 8th, 2014 @ 5:37 pm

    I am teasing. While I would never drink liquid cheese made by Pepsi, I sort of like the idea of liquid cheese (it is like those dinner pills on the Jetsons).

  12. Adjoran
    November 8th, 2014 @ 5:54 pm

    I would only question the word, “pending.”

  13. MarkReardon
    November 8th, 2014 @ 5:57 pm

    Obviously, this is the only way to avoid those unsightly cheese dust drifts that are the bane of Mom’s Basement Dwellers.

  14. Mike G.
    November 8th, 2014 @ 6:27 pm

    Funny you should mention blending food together. When my brother broke his jaw several years ago, he used to take a pork chop or steak, some green beans and taters, add a little milk and blend it all together for his dinner.

  15. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 8th, 2014 @ 6:29 pm

    This has to be done in conjunction with and reaction to the legalization and decriminalization of marijuana.

  16. Zohydro
    November 8th, 2014 @ 6:47 pm

    If this is the future of American cuisine, I’m getting a gastrostomy tube…

  17. M. Thompson
    November 8th, 2014 @ 7:02 pm

    Nope!

    And that’s the market I was thinking of.

  18. Kirby McCain
    November 8th, 2014 @ 7:22 pm

    Mikey called in sick.

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  20. DeadMessenger
    November 8th, 2014 @ 10:57 pm

    Is that sort of like saying, “ow, my colon”?

  21. Daniel Freeman
    November 9th, 2014 @ 4:32 am

    Hey, now… those are Cheetos.

  22. Delaney Coffer
    November 9th, 2014 @ 12:08 pm

    Geez. Mountain Dew really gets their target market. Talk about nectar of the tards.

  23. Robert What?
    November 9th, 2014 @ 4:16 pm

    I have no doubt it will be a staple with the Walmart regulars.

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