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Hey, Baby, Let’s Get Seismic

Posted on | April 18, 2010 | 20 Comments

Great pickup lines in Tehran:

A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.
“Many women who dress inappropriately . . . cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.

I’d be the mack daddy in an Iranian singles bar: “Sweetheart, you’re looking like the epicenter of a 7.4 on the Richter scale. How about you and me go back to my place and make the earth move?”

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Category: Iran, Sex

Comments

20 Responses to “Hey, Baby, Let’s Get Seismic”

  1. proof
    April 19th, 2010 @ 2:30 am

    There ought to be an “aftershock” joke in there somewhere. Like coyote ugly?

  2. proof
    April 18th, 2010 @ 9:30 pm

    There ought to be an “aftershock” joke in there somewhere. Like coyote ugly?

  3. proof
    April 19th, 2010 @ 2:31 am

    As in, “I left the bar with a “10” at two, but woke up with a “2” at ten! -That’s an aftershock!

  4. proof
    April 18th, 2010 @ 9:31 pm

    As in, “I left the bar with a “10” at two, but woke up with a “2” at ten! -That’s an aftershock!

  5. mike
    April 19th, 2010 @ 3:16 am

    call me mr.flintstone
    i can make your bed rock

    it’s not just a hip hop lyric anymore!

  6. mike
    April 18th, 2010 @ 10:16 pm

    call me mr.flintstone
    i can make your bed rock

    it’s not just a hip hop lyric anymore!

  7. Wesley M.
    April 19th, 2010 @ 4:37 am

    I guess too many Iranian women are showing their own fault lines…

  8. Wesley M.
    April 18th, 2010 @ 11:37 pm

    I guess too many Iranian women are showing their own fault lines…

  9. Joan of Argghh!
    April 19th, 2010 @ 11:38 am

    And the call the wind Mariah.

    Next we’ll be blamed for the Heat Wave.

    Or Stormy Weather.

  10. Joan of Argghh!
    April 19th, 2010 @ 6:38 am

    And the call the wind Mariah.

    Next we’ll be blamed for the Heat Wave.

    Or Stormy Weather.

  11. Ben
    April 19th, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

    No, Joan it will be global warming, since they don’t have anything else to blame it on now.. 🙂

  12. Ben
    April 19th, 2010 @ 7:10 am

    No, Joan it will be global warming, since they don’t have anything else to blame it on now.. 🙂

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  15. Laughter
    April 19th, 2010 @ 6:20 pm

    I feel the earth move.. under my feet..

  16. Laughter
    April 19th, 2010 @ 1:20 pm

    I feel the earth move.. under my feet..

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