A senior Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.
“Many women who dress inappropriately . . . cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,” Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.
I’d be the mack daddy in an Iranian singles bar: “Sweetheart, you’re looking like the epicenter of a 7.4 on the Richter scale. How about you and me go back to my place and make the earth move?”
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There ought to be an “aftershock” joke in there somewhere. Like coyote ugly?
There ought to be an “aftershock” joke in there somewhere. Like coyote ugly?
As in, “I left the bar with a “10” at two, but woke up with a “2” at ten! -That’s an aftershock!
As in, “I left the bar with a “10” at two, but woke up with a “2” at ten! -That’s an aftershock!
call me mr.flintstone
i can make your bed rock
it’s not just a hip hop lyric anymore!
call me mr.flintstone
i can make your bed rock
it’s not just a hip hop lyric anymore!
I guess too many Iranian women are showing their own fault lines…
I guess too many Iranian women are showing their own fault lines…
And the call the wind Mariah.
Next we’ll be blamed for the Heat Wave.
Or Stormy Weather.
And the call the wind Mariah.
Next we’ll be blamed for the Heat Wave.
Or Stormy Weather.
No, Joan it will be global warming, since they don’t have anything else to blame it on now.. 🙂
No, Joan it will be global warming, since they don’t have anything else to blame it on now.. 🙂
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I feel the earth move.. under my feet..
I feel the earth move.. under my feet..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHuxpa4h48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoHuxpa4h48
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