Rule 5 Sunday: Master Of Puppets

Posted on | April 22, 2012 | 18 Comments

I am horrified by the fact that I somehow managed to forget Rule 5 Sunday last week; apparently I was overcome by tax form fumes and passed out after escaping from the tax mines last Sunday. On the upside, we now have twice the number of links!

Laughing Conservative, a bit giddy over the surge in traffic, gets a tad cheeky. At The POH Diaries, you must choose plain but classy, or utterly classless (but hot) lesbian pundit. Choose wisely! Also, Bar Rafaeli! Randy’s Roundtable had Paulina Stanek, Stephanie Ly, and Lily Aldridge for his midweek breaks this past fortnight. The eye of Polyphemus went with Kelly Brook, while the Reaganite Republican went with Miss Philippines 2011 and also Miss Israel 2011.
First Street Journal turns the spotlight on some fashionistas, and Three Beers Later has a metal music extravaganza. Postaldog reappears with some Kristy Swanson and girls behaving badly. A double helping of Dustbury links gives us Poonam Pandey, Janice Vidal, Liz Phair, and a long-awaited Zooeypalooza! Zion’s Trumpet also has some pretty faces and more of the same in red for your viewing pleasure. Fishersville Mike reminds us that it’s hockey night in Nashville, starring Carrie Underwood.

El Opinador Compulsivo returned last week with Xenia Tchoumitcheva, Easter greetings from Kate Upton, the proposed ban on the missionary position in Ukraine, Sara Jean Underwood, No shirt/no service, and Bar Rafaeli playing tennis in her undies.

A View From The Beach has some Ashley Judd huffery-puffery, Lauren Young cleaning up after tree sex, niceness in the genes, good news from the London Olympics, science vindicating Edgar Rice Burroughs, Babes n’ donuts, and some Easter greetings Vargas-style. The second helping includes Liv Tyler, balloon swallowing, Bar Rafaeli getting the “special” pat-down, the Katie Perry Marine video with bonus pix, good news for lushes, and women causing crashes.

Soylent Green (Week The First) has Monday Motivationer Sam, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness, alternative energy, Corset Friday 360, Friday fantabulism, and Saturday Shannon.

At the Camp of the Saints, there was Monica Bellucci, the Rule 5 News, Holly Peers, Rosamund Pike. Rule 5 News, and Gabriella Grecco.

Proof Positive offers Berenice Marlowe and Brittny Gastineau; vintage babes Madeline Smith and Virna Lisi, and in the Sex in Advertising department: Take Control. also, Colombian hooker pics and Victoria’s Secret Service.

Soylent Green Week 2 (The Embiggening) begins with Monday Motivationer Candice, continues with Tuesday Titillation from Jennifer, the Humpday Hawtness of Kayla, Googlers being slow on the uptake, Fifth Fleet’s Soylent Maneuvers, a Friday Corset Cavalcade, and the overnight awesome Midnight Ramble edition.

We end this Rule 5 Sunday as we end all our Rule 5 Sundays, with the DaleyBabes from the DaleyGator. This week, it’s Nina Dobrev, Katerina Graham with a Rule 5 roundup, Ryo Shinohara, Helena Mattsson, Myu Hatsume, Jennifer Love Hewitt. and Kazaki Asou.

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Please have your links for next week’s Rule 5 Sunday in by April 28; I promise to make use of them in a more timely fashion next week!

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18 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: Master Of Puppets”

Randy G
April 22nd, 2012 @ 6:22 pm

And I thought the drop in traffic was due to content…It was you! OK you’re forgiven. Heh.
Wombat_socho
April 22nd, 2012 @ 6:38 pm

Yeah, sorry about that. #^_^#
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FenelonSpoke
April 22nd, 2012 @ 6:52 pm

You must post about sexy women in skimpy attire, or the male natives get restless. Heaven forbid your taxes get in the way. ;^)
Proof
April 22nd, 2012 @ 8:04 pm

I must concur Wombat, but really, what could be absolutely less taxing than looking at pretty girls?
ReaganiteRepublican
April 22nd, 2012 @ 9:25 pm

Lotta hotties- true dat
Opinador Compulsivo
April 22nd, 2012 @ 9:31 pm

Linkage much appreciated !
Wombat_socho
April 22nd, 2012 @ 9:39 pm

Oh, my taxes got done early. I was slaving away in the tax mines doing OTHER folks’ taxes.
Wombat_socho
April 22nd, 2012 @ 9:39 pm

Not much, I agree.
Wombat_socho
April 22nd, 2012 @ 9:40 pm

De nada – and what gorgeous links they were, too!
SOYLENT GREEN
April 22nd, 2012 @ 10:51 pm

Welcome back.
Wombat_socho
April 23rd, 2012 @ 12:25 am

Good to be back.
Adjoran
April 23rd, 2012 @ 1:41 am

Don’t apologize, Wombat – you are doing vital work to help us wash away the images of Pelosi, Rose DeLauro, Nita Lowey, and all the other leftist females the legacy media loves to feature from our brains, or at least lessen the pain of their effects.

Hail Wombat! We who are about to retire to our bunks salute you!
richard mcenroe
April 23rd, 2012 @ 10:10 am

Tax Day was the 17th. I still think the FIVE HONKING DAYS after that were somebody taking a little too much “me” time with some of the submissions…
formwiz
April 23rd, 2012 @ 6:33 pm

Regarding the POH ladies, I would hardly call Ann Romney plain. Classy she is, gutsy she is, and a looker she is.

As for the otherwise classless lesbian pundit, and I may get yelled at by someone for this, but you are correct. As a lady of a certain age, she is a fine looking woman.

Not only do I wish she had more class, I also wish she was on our side.

In more ways than one IYKWIMAITYD.
Wombat_socho
April 23rd, 2012 @ 10:27 pm

Yeah, but I went straight from tax season into preparing for the CPA exam. You’re lucky I’m taking the time to do my daily linkagery and smack trolls instead of bagging it for a couple of weeks in favor of eating, sleeping and excreting (in cubical form) accounting texts.
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