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FMJRA 2.0: Hey Porter

Posted on | August 5, 2012 | 14 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

… And the Pulitzer Prize for Recycling Second-Hand Rumors From HuffPo …

I Love The Smell Of #ChickFilA At Noon. It Smells Like. . .Liberty

Harry Reid’s Financial McCarthyism: ‘I Don’t Think the Burden Should Be on Me’

Slander on the Senate Floor: Harry Reid Repeats Romney Tax Accusation

Tax Cuts Are Not ‘Spending’

Will the Last Democrat Leaving Missouri Please Turn Out the Lights?

#YouDidntBuildThat But You Still Went There (Sarah Palin Edition)

FMJRA 2.0: Sign Of The Times

Florida: The Creepy State

Commie Punks Protest Olympics

Paul Krugman Couldn’t Manage A Paper Route. Who In Their Right Mind Would Nominate Him For Fed Chair?

Did University of Colorado ‘Student Mental Health Service’ Director Blow It?

The Olympic Princess Fantasy

Tina Brown’s Bankrupt Magazine Newsweek Calls Mitt Romney a ‘Wimp’

Why Is Fauquier County, Virginia, Waging War Against Small Farmers?

‘Knock Three Times On The Ceiling If You Want Woobie. . .’

Memo From the National Affairs Desk: Ninety-Nine Days Until November 6

Is Anyone Surprised by This News?

Rule 5 Monday

USA! USA! USA!

If Obama’s Lost the Secular Humanists …

The Times, They Are A-Faking

The GOP School of Media Relations

DNC Endorses State-Sanctioned Sodomy

There Are Still 5 A’s in ‘RAAAAACISM!’

LIVE AT FIVE: 08.01.12

Just Another Random Coincidence: Bomb Threat Shuts Down W. Va. Chick-fil-A

Massively Indebted, Budgetless Government Decides To Let The Taxes Ride With The Spending

Tea Party Protest In Support Of Virginia Farmer Over Fauquier County Zoning

LIVE AT FIVE: 08.03.12 (CENTRAL TIME)

Keep Your Site Patched And Your Pimp Hand Strong

Kayla Harrison: ‘This Is My Day. This Is My Purpose. I’m Not Afraid to Win.’

Obamanomics: Good News and Bad News

Tennessee Democrat Party Denounces Democrat Senate Candidate

This week’s top linkers:

  1. Hogewash (11)
  2. EBL (9) (some links disqualified due to Olympic Games regulations)
  3. (tied) Lonely Conservative and Daily Pundit (8)
  4. The Camp of the Saints (6)

Thanks to everyone for their linkagery! Please submit your links for next week’s FMJRA to me no later than Friday (and in no more than two e-mails, please, for I am easily confused) August 10.

Category: FMJRA Award

Comments

14 Responses to “FMJRA 2.0: Hey Porter”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 1:45 pm

    Wombat, you ask me to limit my emails and I did so.  But I had additional links I had to let you know of.  I had more than nine in the first email I sent you.  I had about thirty links this week.  The game is rigged.  I will never get the FMJRA award.  

    I was striving for Michael Phelps Olympic FMJRA glory.  And Olympic judging corruption did me in.  

    It breaks my heart.  

  2. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:01 pm

    Since I am at blogger I need to email my links (unlike the WP folks).  Wombat tells me not to email each one individually and I comply and wait till the last day to email the balance.  And then Wombat disqualifies my links for emailing.   It is not like a threw a badminton game.  So my chance at Olympic FMJRA glory are dashed and destroyed.  Nine links?  I had over 25 this week (I think I was up to 30 but it was unclear when the closing was on posting).  Truly heart breaking.  

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:10 pm

    http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/07/why-dont-people-like-mitt-romney.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/07/did-valerie-jarrett-almost-let-osama.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/07/olympics-rule-5-suddenly-everyone-is.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/07/barack-obamas-agriculture-secretary-tom.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/ted-cruz-excellent-adventure.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/taylor-swift-run-dont-walk.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/separated-at-birth-harry-reid-and.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/yelling-fire-in-crowed-movie-theater.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/rule-5-for-our-democrat-party-friends.html  Two TOM linkshttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/dont-eat-that-today-is-chick-fil.html  Three TOM links13 TOM links as of Wednesday.  

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:11 pm

    Evi L. BloggerladyAug 2 (3 days ago)to Kevinhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/did-university-of-colorado-know-aurora.html  two links to TOMthat is 14 and 15 for this wee.  

    Evi L. BloggerladyAug 2 (3 days ago)to Kevinhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/crybabies-now-it-is-raaaaacist-to-call.html  On link to TOM (the there are 5 “A”s in raaaaaacist)  That puts me at fifteen links for the week so far.  

    Evi L. BloggerladyAug 2 (3 days ago)to Kevinhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/olympic-television-rule-5-gold-other.htmlFour links to different TOM articles on this post.  That puts me at 19 links to TOM this week so far!  

  5. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:12 pm

    http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/save-family-farm-from-evil-democrat.html  Updated with a new Smitty TOM link http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/democrats-try-to-sell-there-new-party.html  Two links to TOM (anything less is fascists is to RSM and the Tennessee democrat link is also updated).  http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/oh-oh-unemployment-rate-up-to-83.html  One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/congratulations-to-kayla-harrison-on.html   One TOM linkhttp://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2012/08/get-well-soon-zilla-of-resistance.html  Two TOM linksI am at least 26 links for the week.  I think I may be more than that but I do not want to face your wrath and elimination by over emailing.  [there were more after this, but that is the way the FMJRA goes]  

  6. Proof
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:34 pm

    Careful, Wombat! I’m sensing a disturbance in the Force. One that is associated somehow with…evil! 

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 2:57 pm

    My moment is over.  I just have to live with the loss of glory.  Wombat is the umpire and why he does what he does is not for me to question.  The highest court has spoken.  

  8. Proof
    August 5th, 2012 @ 3:12 pm

     Don’t give up so easily! I’m thinking a cage match between a wombat and an evil blogger lady could do wonders for traffic! Just sayin’…

  9. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 3:21 pm

    I would gladly do whatever it takes to raise traffic for TOM.  There has to be a rule on that.  

    But FMJRA is over.  It is like arguing Obamacare to the Supreme Court.  

  10. Proof
    August 5th, 2012 @ 3:27 pm

     “like arguing Obamacare to the Supreme Court” Just so long as you don’t go all “Rule Five” over Elena Kagan, Sonia Sotomayor and Ruth Buzzi, er,  Bader Ginsburg on us!

  11. Wombat_socho
    August 5th, 2012 @ 4:31 pm

     The rules are what they are. Everyone else seems to be able to follow them and just send me one e-mail containing all their links. Am I supposed to bend the rules for cows and not for other bloggers? I thought I was being generous in allowing her two e-mails. Clearly my gesture of kindness was mistaken  for weakness, and I shall not make this error in the future.
    >:(

  12. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 5:31 pm

    The first time I got “the rule” was this Wednesday.  I waited till the end of the week and then I sent in my email for my subsequent posts after that.  Even before that email, I was well over nine links.    

    I get it.  I am not worthy of the FMJRA.  I do not begrudge those who do get it, they are eminently worthy for a host of reasons.  They are the favorites.  I am not.  It is sort of like Tabitha Hale dissing RSM, well I am dissed for being a cow.  

    This is not the first time.  But it is okay.  Like RSM lives with his shame, I live with mine.  No hard feelings, Wombat is a stern judge who rules like Kennesaw Mountain Landis did over even those Chicago White Sox who did not throw the series.  

  13. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 5th, 2012 @ 5:32 pm

    That would be a crime against nature.  Although I did post “Lana” this week as an alternative Rule 5 for Democrats.  A crime against nature, to be sure, but for Democrats that is the new normal.  

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