Gee, Chris Matthews Hates Paul Ryan

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1. “Constrictive! Negative! Nasty!”

   Yes, yes — we know what Matthews is, but what did he say?

2. I tried to find a date for the surgery Chris had back in the nineties, where they installed a Magic Eight Ball in his head to help fill the empty space. Can anyone help?

   It’s a little conspiracy theory I’m researching. I suspect someone changed all the responses that come up when you shake it, so they all say things like, “Bush’s Fault” and “They’re Racist.” We need to get to the bottom of this.

3. You need to change your post headline to read:” Chris Matthews is a Jealous Little Bitch”.

4. What is Matthews going to do after Romney wins? After all this whoring out for Brakabama amounts to nothing more substantial than a fart in a hurricane, what are they going to do with him?

5. Godspeed, my son.

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7. Foam at the mouth is now becoming a pesky pest, a drag down for his colleagues who disagree more and more with his misdemeanor and frown upon him. The tingle is gone,

8. You forgot the #Caring hashtag.

9. Just kidding!

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