Whittle Channels Kipling
by Smitty Ah, the cultural recovery effort: Can the natural rhythm of excellent poetry overcome the lack of a rap beat? Update: thanks, Instapundit!
World’s Youngest Blogger, Fashionista
by Smitty Gray knit sweater, featuring spiraled cables on the sleeves, by Dad. Patterns are for wimps.
Turkey Breasts Are A Safe Alternative
by Smitty In this blog’s relentless quest for safety consciousness, we’d like to remind you on this Thanksgiving holiday that too much of a good thing can be fatal: Man Escapes Death After Wife Tried To Suffocate Him By Motorboating His Face With Her 38DD Breasts I note that the original story is German, where […]
Thankfulness Is A Habit
by Smitty Last night at church we reviewed Lincoln’s 1863 Thanksgiving Proclamation. Those who wish to “bicker and argue over who killed who” in the recent election may benefit from a stroll in Lincoln’s boots, as he hoists himself from seemingly overwhelming carnage in the Civil War (north of 45k Americans killed/wounded/missing at Gettysburg alone […]
Benghazi Strategy: Bureaucratic Twister Until Americans Get Bored, Or Something
by Smitty Per HotAir, the latest position in the Benghazi cover-up is that the “Office of the DNI” is the bad. . .guy. Unclear at this point was whether: The room where the DNI himself sits is haunted, and that some leftover from a Stephen King novel is making random edits to computer files, or […]
Allen West Concedes FL-18, Expected To Take Up Watercolors And Scrapbooking
by Smitty CNSNews has a writeup: Saying it’s time to “move ahead,” Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) announced Tuesday morning that he is conceding his House race to Democrat Patrick Murphy. “I think that now is not the time to try to draw the process out,” West told “Fox & Friends.” “We brought up some incredible […]
“You’d Be Excited If Barack Ripped A Post Tex-Mex Back-Blast Next To Your Face”
by Smitty Misfit Politics serves the toilet humor straight up: via Chris Loesch
Rhetorical Physics
by Smitty If U discuss Ds’ 80 yr old free stuff strategy, Ds say UR racist & estab Rs say UR mean & divisive. This is pure insanity. #tcot #p2 #war — Matthew Vadum (@vadum) November 19, 2012 More fully: “If you discuss Democrat’s 80 year old ‘free stuff’ strategy, Democrats say you’re racist, […]
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