The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VIII. Legal Ambiguity
by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) So the figures, a dozen in all, silently entered Schloss Braunschlag, unsure of the protocol. The door opened, and a functionary in a robe, face hidden in a deep hood, entered. The functionary carried a tray with a fishbowl, filled with water, and a glass, half full of water. He walked around […]
The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VII. Arms Races
by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) The nature of the invitation to Schloss Braunschlag was such to rip the tongue out of a man’s head. The fellow, seated across from me, near the front, with his back to the window overlooking Lake Totenkopf, started to come to his feet, beginning to raise his hand. His mouth opened, and […]
The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU VI. Monopolies
by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) There was almost temptation to engage in conversation, but also fear. They were non-verbal men to begin with, and the nature of the meeting engendered neither warmth nor loquaciousness. The one attendee I thought I recognized seemed to grow more restless. It was obvious that he’d amassed his power and fortune by […]
The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU V. Creation of the Global Government
by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) Why else would such an august man be going to Schloss Braunschlag, dressed like a head of state, alone, without the usual retinue? The meeting had gone on past the usual time when a break for biological necessities would have occurred. Yet the speaker droned on. While the honor of being invited […]
It’s Easy To Pile On The Ice
by Smitty There was massive enthusiasm, about “The Green Zamboni – a Canadian icon fights climate change” just a couple of months ago. Zambonis at the men’s speedskating event at the Vancouver Winter Olympics were to be a vast improvement. Past all of the granola-head posturing, they were trying something new, as this blog did […]
Alan Colmes Asks After The Sugar
by Smitty Alan Colmes points out that the POTUS has a 53% approval rating in the latest polls. Colmes has a non-cranial point here: the Right-o-sphere should demonstrate more grace than the Left ever did for BHO’s predecessor. “Where is the sugar?” asks Alan. Def Leppard has it: Actually, this post is merely an excuse […]
Hear, Hear
by Smitty Patrick at Political Byline on the narrative shaping surrounding the University of Alabama tragedy. Specifically, he took umbrage with the Boston Herald for this quote: “‘She was an oddball – just not very sociable,’ said Sylvia Fluckiger, a former lab technician who worked with Bishop in 1993.” What bothers me is this; there […]
One Factual, The Other Fictional, Both Arrive At Buffoon
by Smitty It’s not often that you read Victor Davis Hanson and find yourself thinking of a Paco Enterprises foray in farce. Yet, VDH’s essay on the bumblings of Bidenism does exactly that: put one in mind of Paco’s delightfully silly sendup of the Norwegians tryin’ ta reclay-em they-er medal. If only Biden’s single-heartbeat proximity […]
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