“My hovercraft is
Full of eels.” Sure, I stole that.
But what else is new?
#BidenHaikus
by Smitty True, Clarence ThomasIs a better man than IBut then many are#BidenHaikus — I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020 My son, upper classTwit though he be, remains aBiden true to form #BidenHaikus — I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020 Wheels […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty From time ago far past, Sprang a galaxy so vast, Infinity did strain it to contain. And though man be alone, Contemplation skill to own, Still weighed it heavily upon the brain. Into its depths he peered, (Predators so deeply feared), Devices all around, data to glean. To algorithms fed, The danger off […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty Held the lantern before her as the alley ended. Comfortable night; last week’s storm had purged the alley. Senses alert; autonomic nervous system deftly controlled, she knocked on the door.“Results,” a voice challenged. “Not excuses,” she replied. Blindfolded, gently led, eventually seated. She gave the guide the lantern. “Report,” he demanded. The leader. […]
Jenn Rubin: QED A Bigger #LiberalHack
by Smitty Flipped the vote. Wow. @BayAreaHausFrau schooled me. CONGRATULATIONS TO @JRubinBlogger AND @brianstelter FOR ADVANCING TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH OF THE FIRST ANNUAL SMUG INDUSTRIES LIBERAL HACK TOURNAMENT pic.twitter.com/46cjaPLAXt — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 2, 2020 Having no real knowledge of Stelter, I think that I’m supporting Jenn #ForTheWin here. Voting Begins Tomorrow at […]
Governor Northam Couldn’t Be Setting Up A “Reichstag Fire” Event, Could He?
by Smitty Via @deplorable_s on Twitter and Tom DeWeese on FaceBook we have this tidbit: The whole Charlottesville disaster was bad enough, and Stacy covered it here and here. Given the Left’s need to control the conversation coupled with the pending implosion of the impeachment disaster, makes the Democrats more of a rabid, injured, cornered […]
Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge
by Smitty Offstage, the director nods. I step into light. “None of this madness,” a sweeping gesture captures the previous action, “has made sense. Your mind cycles through the events and characters, connecting dots in a vain attempt to draw order from chaos. Relax. The good news: there *is* a point to all of this. […]
The Babylon Bee Is The Future Of Comedy, Not Dave Chappelle
by Smitty Stipulate that humans have dimensions of body, mind, and soul. Nobody dissents on the first; most concur on the first two; all non-fools accept the trifecta. If life can be said to have an “operating system”, then humor is the test cases that pretty much everybody writes. Except feminists. It’s just that comedians […]
#FakeWWIIIFacts Valerie Jarrett Reportedly In Deep Depression Since The World’s Most Interesting Man Was Droned In Baghdad
by Smitty Jane Fonda and most of The View cast are reportedly poised to deploy to Iran to sympathize with the enemy. "It's a tough hijab, but somebody has got to do it," Joy Behar is alleged to have said. #FakeWWIIIFacts — Macho Grande Got Stung By The Bee (@smitty_one_each) January 5, 2020 Pelosi screamed […]
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