by Smitty
True, Clarence Thomas
Is a better man than I
But then many are
#BidenHaikus— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020
My son, upper class
Twit though he be, remains a
Biden true to form #BidenHaikus— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020
Wheels fall off canoe
And your doghouse is full of
Pancakes. Sunny beach.#BidenHaikus— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020
My party's as fake
As my pony soldier hair
Truly made in China#BidenHaikus— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020
Tell it to your momma, you two-bit bucket kicker
— Joe Biden Insult Bot (@BidenInsultBot) April 14, 2020
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