“My hovercraft is
Full of eels.” Sure, I stole that.
But what else is new?
#BidenHaikus

Posted on | April 14, 2020 | Comments Off on “My hovercraft is
Full of eels.” Sure, I stole that.
But what else is new?
#BidenHaikus

by Smitty

True, Clarence Thomas
Is a better man than I
But then many are
#BidenHaikus

— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020

My son, upper class
Twit though he be, remains a
Biden true to form #BidenHaikus

— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020

Wheels fall off canoe
And your doghouse is full of
Pancakes. Sunny beach.#BidenHaikus

— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020

My party's as fake
As my pony soldier hair
Truly made in China#BidenHaikus

— I came; I saw; I got over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) April 14, 2020

Tell it to your momma, you two-bit bucket kicker

— Joe Biden Insult Bot (@BidenInsultBot) April 14, 2020

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