‘Gentleman’ Jim Moran: I Love This Bitch
by Smitty Austin Price over at Fishbowl DC writes: For Abby the Shih Tzu mix, Tuesday was a big day. Until last Friday, when she was picked up by animal shelter Homeward Trails, she had been roaming the streets of Washington. On Tuesday, however, Abby got a chance to find a new home at the […]
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Twitter Hash Butt
by Smitty UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race …Ambassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight: #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013 #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit — […]
World’s Youngest Blogger: Fear Fast-Food Future? Fuhgeddaboudit!
World's Youngest Blogger: I, for one, welcome my paper-hatted future career. Thanks, BHO! pic.twitter.com/SEVEsZNvsy — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 31, 2013
A Dozen Short Points On The Big Picture
by Smitty I’d just like to respond to a variety of my good interlocutors, briefly, on a swath of topics. Social: Life: begins when the information that defines you is available: conception. You own your own greatness, or not. You don’t own the non-greatness of others. Gender: is defined by chromosomes. Become the best male […]
Oh, That Saucy Drudge
by Smitty Obama raises his hand for a point of order on the Snowden issue. Putin, holding a dead fish, looks down. Tee hee hee. Stop mocking my President, Vlad! Stop, or I shall say “stop” again.
As Though I Never Have Anything Nice To Say About #OccupyResoluteDesk
by Smitty .@FredZeppelin12 Well, obviously, BHO saved us from the Evil Rampaging Cold-Sober Speed-Limit-Driving Mormon Nemesis. #WhereIsYourGratitude? — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 27, 2013
#BooksWithOneLetterMissing S.A.V.E: Shameless Acts of Vandalism & Ent.
by Smitty #bookswithonelettermissing The Telltale Heat–Al Gore stubs his Poe and emits a story that would frighten anyone who could stay conscious. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Of Ice And Men — Gal Ore's disaster novel of the coming freeze. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Pride and Pre-juice — […]
Is McAuliffe Taking One For The Team, Or Do Dems Think Virginians That Stupid?
by Smitty Virginia is for lovers of elections, but it’s not clear whether Terry McAuliffe is the kind of Anthony Weiner that Virginia needs in the Governor’s Mansion. His main claim to fame, or wealth, was Global Crossing, right? In 1997, McAuliffe invested $100,000 in Global Crossing, a telecommunications company providing fiber-optic networking services worldwide. […]
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