by Smitty
UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race …Ambassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment
Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight:
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Carnival barker
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain New front man for Nickelback.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain LifeCall pitch man: "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Ouija Squeegee salesman: "If I don't use this to keep my board clean, I can't hear the lads over Macho Grande."
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Sunsetter Retractable Awnings spokesman: "Just install the dang thing."
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Wallmart greeter
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013
Two aspects of being a good leader are (a) developing subordinates, and (b) knowing when to turn over to them. If Lindsey Graham is all you’ve got, and you’ve stayed this long past a seemly departure, well, Senator, stand by for flack. You wore the cover off your war record in 2008, and the heckling will only get more caustic from here, sir.
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@Hardline_Stance Ah, wondered what special thing he’d done today to earn the outpouring of affection. http://t.co/kpiO8zppgT
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#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mortician
“#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mortician” — Mike G. http://t.co/w6m1f6n0AJ
@smitty_one_each Yeah He Helped Bury The GOP!
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Nothing about selling beer?
That crazy John LaRosa… See what happens when bald guys create hashtags? Now if we can just get #BaldIsBeautiful to trend.
So he better change his party to Democratic Party. What is he doing as a Republican when all he will do if he voted for Hillary is helping the Democratic Party?
What beer company would hire him? They aren’t stupid enough to know from the get go that he would turn on them viscously once the money stopped flowing.
“What beer company would hire him? They aren’t stupid enough to know from the get go that he…” — Thane_Eichenauer http://t.co/goOp0ZwHR1
I thought his wife owned a Budweiser distribution franchise. Lord knows they’re not living that large on an admiral’s retirement pay and his Senate income.
Got me on that one. Though his retirement pay would be a captain’s (according to Wikipedia).
Senator McCain’s only leadership job in our Navy was training squadron commander – a job he got on his father’s and grandfather’s leadership abilities, not his own. Senator McCain failed as a squadron commander, exiting as he faced relief for cause for adultery.
Senator Graham is a former USAFR lawyer. USAFR JAG offices are not dens of leadership.
I do look to Senator McCain for leadership: whatever he does, I explore the opposite way, and am correct.
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