Updated Doom Tick Turns You Into Vegan, Apple Zealot
by Smitty HotAir’s bug scare is bad, but we can do worse. Far worse: And if that doesn’t mess you up, there is work on a still newer bug that can turn you into a vegan Apple zealot who drives a Prius.
SCOTUS Chief Justice-At-Large Paul Anka Rejected ObamaCare For Lack Of Integrity
by Smitty [There has been a lot of curiosity about the behind-the-scenes maneuvering that triggered the SCOTUS to shift the ObamaCare penalty to a tax. This blog has recovered a secret transcript of the deliberations with SCOTUS Chief Justice-at-Large Paul Anka, as he led the Supreme Court to enlightenment.] Anka: “First order of business: no […]
In Which I Take Fast, Furious Cheap Shot At Jay Carney
by Smitty President Obama may have to clear a high bar in order to lock down Fast and Furious documents from the prying eyes of congressional investigators. . . An imaginary exchange at the daily White House Press Briefing. . . Carney: Now, I am not privy to the Fast & Furious documents that are […]
#ThingsDemocratsPromiseForVotes Silencing Bad, Bad Conservative Blogs
by Smitty I was at a dry, dry talking head show today. But at least there was access to the tubey-nets for Twitter hijinks: #ThingsDemocratsPromiseForVotes Four legs good, two legs bad. — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) June 23, 2012 #ThingsDemocratsPromiseForVotes If the Unborn can be allowed to vote for Dems, the Left will recognize them as […]
Slathering S.A.L.V.E On Your Kindle
by Smitty Now it can be purchased! While neither a dessert topping nor a floor wax, S.A.L.V.E. promises to deliver a “Wut?” from uncultured audiences everywhere! Could the Secretary of State really be the President’s mother? (OediPOTUS Wrecks) Could co-bloggers sustain a Samuel Beckett riff while sending up Obama’s stimulus program? (Waiting for O-Dough) Can […]
Announcement: S.A.L.V.E.
by Smitty Shameless Acts of Literary Vandalism and Entertainment is surely the Publishing Event of June 19, 2012! Collected in one tidy package, and available just in time for West Virginia Day, you can now spare yourself the toil of navigating to 45 different URLs, and instead have a handsome, consolidated unit for your entertainment […]
Stand Your Bus On Me
by Smitty This is a great parody of the Ben E. King classic, as former intelligence associates come to grips with the sad reality that, when the chips are down, Barack is somewhere else, fundraising, and under the bus they go: via Yid With Lid
Separated At Birth? Frances Fox Piven / Susan Sarandon Edition
by Smitty It bothered me for a while that Piven reminded me of someone. . .
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