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The bit varying Barack Obama’s “If you built a business” Elizabeth Warren homage was worth a screencap: 
"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

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Oh, flog me gently with a live cattle prod! Some HGTV show was on, and then this ad featuring Brett Michaels and. . .some tarted up Yorkie? To each their own, and I guess pet lovers dig this. Nevertheless, the production seemed like something off of SNL:
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Oh, the vagaries of fate! How the one can grow up with at least a modicum of Falstaffian humor, whereas the other couldn’t crack a joke if it was written on an eggshell and he sat on it.
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Take a look, courtesy of AmericanInfidel on Twitter, at Beckel Boy trying to say something, anything(!) in response to Allen West:
Watch through until the end, when they juxtapose Beckel Boy a la Randee of the Redwoods with LtCol West in military attire.
I’ll tell you what: there’s more intelligence in that headband that I’ve got on than the guy on the right.
See, Beckel Boy, when you want to play to the audience’s sympathy for the fat man character in the face of being overmatched by someone clearly your superior in every way, you need to cleave more closely to your brother Tommy Boy:
In any case, Beckel Boy, you aren’t fit to gainsay Allen West in the slightest, so lay by your dish in silence.
Update: linked at The Daley Gator.
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via Insty
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I was reminded on Twitter that Stephen Kruiser is The Man, and that prompted me to get this video posted from Saturday. If you only have time for one, take the second, where I give Stephen a pants check and he recognizes me from whenever in the past.
The first part is Stephen warming up:
He reacts to the ObamaCare ruling here, and interacts with the cameraman (me) ~2:55:
The climax: