The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Publius: You Can’t #OccupyJupiter

by Smitty This is way off: Occupying Jupiter would take work, or something st00p3d like that. Via MNR. Ironic: OWS Protesters Complain About Homeless Not Pulling Their Weight Update: Paco-lanche!

Voorhees Announces Late Entry to 2012 GOP Field; Huntsman Reportedly Worried

T. Coddington Van Voorhees VII hears the call: “With the President vulnerable and so many sensible government contracts at stake, they have persuaded me that the GOP electorate is yearning for the one voice in our party brave enough to consistently stand athwart the Tea Party lunacy. And, with the entire current Republican field variably […]

Holy Spinal Tap, Batman!

by Smitty Tom Boddingham ordered a pair of custom novelty slippers off website Monster Slippers. Tom, who’s 6’7″ and possibly the son of a Yeti, ordered a size 14.50 for his left foot and 13 for his right because DAMN BRO YOUR FEET ARE A SIZE-AND-A-HALF APART?! Mine are only 1/2, freak! When the 27-year-old […]

Klavan On Beck?

by Smitty Does this mean I need to subscribe to GBTV?

Proto-#OccupyWallStreet Protesters Spinal Tap On The Perils Of The 1%

by Smitty I’ll take their word for it: I rode the jet stream, I hit the top I’m eating steak and lobster tails The sauna’s drafty – oooh, the pool’s too hot The kitchen stinks of boiling snails The taxman’s coming, the butler quit This ain’t no way to be a man I’m going back […]

Bise And I Are All Big Time Now Because We Made ‘Kruiser Control’

by Smitty Good show, give it a watch: The Tweet of the Week thing is cool. Kruiser should also do a top three for the various hash tag games, as the riffs are also brutal there.

Do Not Click The Link …

. . . while drinking a beverage, because I promise you that you’re going to spit it all over your computer. Also, NSFW language: Craigslist Ad for a 1990 Nissan Skyline That’s So Awesome You Motherf–rs Can’t Handle It

I Got AutoMotivated

by Smitty Pole position on The Week in AutoMotivators. And it motivates me to do more of same. I can’t figure out if TrogloPundit’s new sweetheart photo is more or less disturbing than the last.

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