Proto-#OccupyWallStreet Protesters Spinal Tap On The Perils Of The 1%

by Smitty


I’ll take their word for it:

I rode the jet stream, I hit the top
I’m eating steak and lobster tails
The sauna’s drafty – oooh, the pool’s too hot
The kitchen stinks of boiling snails

The taxman’s coming, the butler quit
This ain’t no way to be a man
I’m going back to where I started
I’m flashing back into my pan

Yeah, that’s what I am doing, and why not?
It’s better in a hell hole

Keep that in mind while you’re pining for finer fjords.

Inspired by Paco.

2 comments

  1. You, Stacy and Wombat should do a buffet at a decent strip hotel and feel like kings for a day…or at least three guy eating all the prime rib and crab legs for breakfast you can eat! 

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