"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler
by Smitty
This is a little something mooched from Miss Cellania that summarizes the situation in cheeseland rather effectively. It’s below the fold so that Stacy doesn’t reach through the internet and slap me for slowing the page load. Continue reading Sissypuss The Blog Kitty Will Now Do A Performance Art Summary Of The Leftist Triumph In Wisconsin →
by Smitty (via The Constitution Club)
Yahoo reports on the story:
He also announced his appearance in an episode of “Mythbusters,” a Discovery Channel program that uses science to uncover the truth behind urban legends. Obama has already taped his appearance and the episode is scheduled to air Dec. 8. Discovery said that episode will consider whether Greek scientist Archimedes set fire to an invading Roman fleet using only mirrors and the reflected rays of the sun.
Sissypuss, the Blog Kitty, was in the area and reported that catastrophe was narrowly averted when the non-union extras holding the mirrors got careless and reflected too much sunlight at the President. The Great Disinfectant would have caused injury, but the Keynesian Fog about the Presidential noggin was thick and rich enough (at your expense, reader) to absorb the light.
However, a round of golf was required for recovery.
The extras in question were, let us say, ‘strongly encouraged’ to join the SEIU and go find people to register for the election as penance for their ineptitude.
by Smitty
| Sissypuss was all set to review the POTUS prime-timer, and then Stacy blew town for Alaska. |  |
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Fortunately, Stacy’s goth twin Skippy was in between rehearsals with “Lips Can’t Go”, his Alien Sex Fiend tribute band, and was thus available, and they got together in the basement, along with some catnip and pudding, and took in the speech. Our staff may not be pretty, but who else works for these kinds of wages? |
by Smitty
Down at the bottom of the page (h/t Gateway Pundit) it looks like nearly three to one in favor of Prop C:
The Missouri Health Care Freedom, Proposition C is on the August 3, 2010 statewide ballot in Missouri as an legislatively-referred state statute. The proposed measure aims to block the federal government from requiring people to buy health insurance and bans punishment for those without health insurance.
Sissypuss: I blame the Velveeta Underground for this outrage.
by Smitty (via HotAir)
We heard Anderson Cooper’s tale of woe regarding the mostly opaque level of transparency set by the Hopium and Changeeba Administration.
Reacting quickly, and noting that the 65′ First Amendment FTW zone applies to humans, we dispached Sissypuss the Blog Kitty. Sissypuss, we discovered, had been hanging around Philadelphia, thinking to pick up a billet in the New Black Panthers, not realizing there was a slight species issue holding up matters.
Sissypuss’s report is shocking:
These jokers just keep on pluckin’ that chicken, seagull, and albatross. If they could but operationalize the leadership vacuum, they could grab all the oil from the plume lickety split. They’re between stages 3 & 4 on the standard project continuum. The guilty, of course, are long gone, and the bag holders know this is the ecological equivalent of an inoperable tumor. So we’re basically going through a ride-it-out ritual. Look for lots of retirements and disappearances from the org chart over the next few weeks.
The certain knowledge that even the stupidest segment of the electorate isn’t going to buy the ‘blame Bush’ shtick is sinking into the remaining apparatchiks. Reality, unlike people, yields poorly to propaganda. If only watching Anderson Cooper’s slow realization that he has sold his soul to Cthulhu could provide some belly laughs.
The US has had enough. The question to play out is whether the current Administration can successfully kneecap the country’s energy production, or whether the Administration is replaced with an organization capable of balancing economic and environmental concerns in a non-suicidal manner.
For a good roundup, see Obi’s Sister.
Update: Whoops! Neglected to link my cat photo source.
by Smitty (h/t Instapundit, who likes him some cat bloggin’)
Sissypuss the Bailout Kitty, willing to work that purr as required, landed a job on Wall Street, as a result of all the financial reform afoot.
But trying to herd those stocks is just like herding kittens. Despite the best efforts, the only direction they seem to prefer is down:
by Smitty
Glenn McCoy has fun with it:
And then there was a related Tim Burton take-off, via Digg.
The most shocking bit came from visiting my magic URL, http://www.AllYourNewsAreOnCrack.com for a fortnight into the future, I see an odd article:
Unprecedented Move: President Obama Accepts Own Healthcare Bill In Signing Statement
by Sissypuss, the Bailout Kitty
In an historic move, President Obama today said “I won,” as he signed his own suggested bill into law. “Well, we could have gone to the mat with reconciliation,” mused Mr. Obama, “but I figured it would help the party out if I just sort of dove on the grenade. Those obstructionist Republicans are out to ruin everything. Once we just get all of this in place, I think that the people will come around to my way of thinking and re-elect Democrats in 2010, and me in 2012. And if it looks like the people are having trouble getting on board, well, we’ll be doing everything we can to make sure nothing unfortunate happens to their car, their health, their taxes, their internet, their housing , their food, you get the idea. Running this country is a tough, complex job, and it would really be much smoother if everyone was on the same team, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Did I mention the vanilla pudding subsidy for favored bloggers?”
by Smitty
This blog took on a mascot recently, and all was swell and spiffy.
Now there is blowback against the POTUS from even the smallest and most loyal (presuming steady handouts) supporters:
We’ll keep researching and see if we can figure out just exactly what platitudes, sleight-of-hand, and other nether sunshine is needed to get Sissypuss herded back in line.