Rule 5 Sunday

Posted on | January 3, 2010 | 28 Comments

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday at the new digs. Welcome. Here we take all manner of links that are beautiful/handsome PG-13 or lower in intensity, and package them in the most leisurely fashion possible. Updates to Smitty for inclusion. Put “Rule 5″ in the Subject field for easy queueing. To work:

• American Power, our Jessica Simpson correspondent, caught us up on the latest doings in NYC. Dipping into entertainment news, DD touts the new Penelope Cruz flick, and then offers a review of Broken Embraces. Echoing TheCL’s Top 10 Hotties post, he offered some additional Kate Beckinsale.
• Troglopundit sets Rule 5 standards in a number of ways, many of them not mentionable in a family-friendly setting, but his Danica Patrick blogging is most welcome. Attracting legal action against himself, for example. Feeding oneself to the sharks is taking masochism to a higher level. Troglodytes regenerate, we are led to understand.
• House of Eratosthenes links to a review of lovely nerds. Nerds crave affection, too.
• Piece of Work in Progress brutally attacked Stacy for having the temerity to prefer Molly Ringwald to Ann-Margret Olsson. Stacy has…moments.
• Yankee Phil takes reporting on the Undiepants-Bomber/Fruit-of-the-Boom story a more Victoria’s Secret direction. Does the country need a Victoria’s Secret Service? It very well may.
• The Classic Liberal, struggling with depression over the collapse of Gore-ism, retreats into the comfort of bikini blogging. We understand, sympathize, and reach for another blanket. He also returns to the theme of girls and guns, an old Rule 5 favorite. Also, a Top 10 Hotties of 2009 roundup, usefully indexing 11 Rule 5 posts. Rumors that TCL works for the CBO remain unconfirmed. Finally, he had Gold, Guns, and Amber Heard.
• Pop Crunch has the 15 Sexiest Female Musicians (That Don’t Suck). Leslie Feist is a personal fave.
• Jimmie at the Sundries Shack reveals himself a Kate Winslet appreciator, for which we cannot fault him in the slightest.
• Fishersville Mike recalls a 2009 mammary memory: the Boob Czar. And then deploys Raiderettes in an Intelligence Preparation of the Battlefield maneuver. If this works, it could lead to a massive escalation in cheerleader blogging. Is this a bad outcome? Discuss.
• Gateway Pundit, calling it like it is, posts Scott Brown’s “America’s Sexiest Man” entry.
• Smash Mouth Politics features a Mila Kunis review, for which we are grateful.
• Political Byline features a Kim Kerdashian clip.
• Jules Crittenden featured Edward Woodward in a roundup of great dude flicks. “Shoot Straight, You Bastards!” indeed. Breaker Morant is a Rule 5 inspiration.
• Proof Positive recommends Rebecca Romijn, and Rule 5 concurs.
• Dustbury goes for some Audrey Hepburn.
• Support Your Local Gunfighter has an interesting slant: beauties celebrating birthdays.
• Day By Day played the Rule 5 card on Saturday.
• Great Satan’s Girlfriend wishes a Happy New Year. They have us blogrolled under ‘GrEaT sAtAn”S iNtElLiGeNtSiA’. We need a Frank Zappa moment on that one:

Where has GSGF been all my life?

• Eye of Polyphemus is on Gillian Anderson, who, hopefully, is not creeped out by that baleful orb.
• The Pegu Blog recalls “Eight Barmaids Serving”.
• BlackFive has a motivator four us all.
• The Brea Canyon Monument understands our appreciation for Catherine Zeta-Jones.
• A Conservative Shemale goes a bit cartoony.
• Paco Enterprises, our culture editor, brings Virginia O’Brien doing “Rock-a-bye Baby”.
• The Daley Gator features Reese Witherspoon: “she gets lovelier all the time.”
• Trainwife1962 is now on WordPress, and completely incorrigible.
• Three Beers Later continues to follow Juliana Moreira, and also reaches for the Lauren Bacall.
• The Pirate’s Cove has a military photo roundup with some hotties.
• At the Point of a Gun, bringing our culture segment, features Sarah Chang on violin. And then the Fox News anchor study continues.
• No Sheeples Here ‘shopped Stacy into the Alabama Crimsonettes as a vehicle for upping her demands. Stacy is clearly on the retreat in this struggle.
• KURU Lounge has returned to blogging with a roundup of hotties and a tool video that’s a bit too techno for me, but YMMV.
• The Camp of the Saints features Stephanie Powers. Welcome back, Bob!
• Here’s My Thing brings you Sophie Howard.

That’s your Rule 5 rap. Keep it lovely, people!

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