Writing about “our founding editor” in third-person again.
Will Folks is not scum. He’s the virus that infects the slime that covers the parasites that inhabit the entrails of scavengers that feed on scum.
(Via Memeorandum.)
UPDATE: Sacred Honor Watch at AOSHQ.
I figure I can’t go any lower. If I am going to be pathetic, I am going to be the best at being pathetic.
I figure I can’t go any lower. If I am going to be pathetic, I am going to be the best at being pathetic.
Dadgummit Will, butch up! I’m sure that Joe McGinniss can find a way to work you into his Palin book.
Dadgummit Will, butch up! I’m sure that Joe McGinniss can find a way to work you into his Palin book.
[…] FITS News is trying to inject himself* back into the narrative again by endorsing Nikki Haley, the woman who he lied about having an […]
[…] FITS News is trying to inject himself* back into the narrative again by endorsing Nikki Haley, the woman who he lied about having an […]
“And yet we’re endorsing her for the 2010 S.C. Republican gubernatorial nomination anyway?
Correct.
Wait a minute … have we lost our minds? Seriously … HAVE WE LOST OUR FRIGGIN’ MINDS?”
Will, when you start routinely referring to yourself as we, the answer is YES, YOU’VE LOST YOUR FRIGGIN’ MIND.
“And yet we’re endorsing her for the 2010 S.C. Republican gubernatorial nomination anyway?
Correct.
Wait a minute … have we lost our minds? Seriously … HAVE WE LOST OUR FRIGGIN’ MINDS?”
Will, when you start routinely referring to yourself as we, the answer is YES, YOU’VE LOST YOUR FRIGGIN’ MIND.
Alternate headline…
Hey! My 15 Minutes Can’t Be Up! Bring Back the Spotlight!!!!
Alternate headline…
Hey! My 15 Minutes Can’t Be Up! Bring Back the Spotlight!!!!
I want you to know I take this as an insult.
I want you to know I take this as an insult.
[…] II: 6/18 10:12 pm – It may not be breaking news, but Stacy McCain has some thoughts on the Folks endorsement; “Will Folks is not scum. He’s the virus that infects the slime that covers the parasites […]
[…] “I Nailed Nikki Haley” smear campaign in South Carolina inspired this post. It’s worth reading. It appropriately describes those for whom calling them scum is a […]
I have some sympathy for Will Folks. The boy needs the traffic, and he knows it will all be gone soon. Might as well cash in with whatever cheap headline he can think of now, rather than be muttering “Oh crap I coulda done THAT” as he wakes from a drunken stupor in some Columbia alley a year from now, damp from his own urine and encrusted with vomit.
Hey, I’ll even give the guy a fiver – IF he promises not to spend it in an internet cafe, of course.
I have some sympathy for Will Folks. The boy needs the traffic, and he knows it will all be gone soon. Might as well cash in with whatever cheap headline he can think of now, rather than be muttering “Oh crap I coulda done THAT” as he wakes from a drunken stupor in some Columbia alley a year from now, damp from his own urine and encrusted with vomit.
Hey, I’ll even give the guy a fiver – IF he promises not to spend it in an internet cafe, of course.
After a visit to his website, he is so obviously just doing this for the attention.
After a visit to his website, he is so obviously just doing this for the attention.
Not sure exactly what you’re getting at. Don’t hide your feelings – tell us what you really think.
Not sure exactly what you’re getting at. Don’t hide your feelings – tell us what you really think.
Folks is a woman trapped in a man’s body.
Folks is a woman trapped in a man’s body.
Now Pickens County GOP Chairman Phillip Bowers, a Barrett supporter, is sending around an email questioning Haley’s Christianity. Oh, he has no evidence she is anything other than the convert she has always claimed to be, “but I just want the truth.”
Okay Bowers: The truth is, you are scum like Folks. Oh, by the way, do you still hang around the interstate rest areas looking for homosexual hook-ups? I just want the truth, dude.
Now Pickens County GOP Chairman Phillip Bowers, a Barrett supporter, is sending around an email questioning Haley’s Christianity. Oh, he has no evidence she is anything other than the convert she has always claimed to be, “but I just want the truth.”
Okay Bowers: The truth is, you are scum like Folks. Oh, by the way, do you still hang around the interstate rest areas looking for homosexual hook-ups? I just want the truth, dude.