Christmas Cheesecake

Posted on | December 22, 2010 | 11 Comments

“In an effort to boost my traffic, I am writing about breasts today. Small breasts. But breasts nonetheless.”
– NeoNeoCon, “On Small Breasts”

Donald Douglas is once again bemoaning the blogger’s plight during Holiday Traffic Suckage Season, when it seems that nothing can get the SiteMeter excited.

Lady Gaga getting groped? Man, that’s a genuinely desperate cry for help.

Chubby cheesecake! And now Dan’s dreaming of a white Christmas . . .

Category: American Power, Christmas, Piece of Work in Progress, Rule 5

vermontaigne
Now you’ve made everyone think I’m a raaaaacist chubby chaser.
JeffS
Mmmmmmmm…….cheesecake!
http://twitter.com/AmPowerBlog Donald Douglas
Actually, traffic’s been pretty good, but I love cheesecake!
Anonymous
The only way you can refute those accusations is to post some cheesecake of chubby women of color.
http://waxingerratic.wordpress.com/ ECM
This particular cheesecake is a bit too rich for my tastes…
Joe
You want some blog traffic? How about allegations of cats raping detainees at Gitmo? http://www.thememriblog.org/b/en/32966
vermontaigne
Have you ever written an important article defending the honor of plump women of color? Hmmmmm?
http://saberpoint.blogspot.com Stogie Chomper
Not for me! I’d partake of that cheesecake, but first I’d spray it with loads of whipped cream!
http://twitter.com/obis_sister Obi’s Sister
There’s a physics lesson in there, somewhere.
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http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran
I love cheesecake, but my doctor tells me all that fat isn’t good for me.

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