URGENT: BOMB IN DETROIT

The opening show of Charlie Sheen’s “Violent Torpedo of Truth” tour in Detroit was a bomb of historic proportions. People who paid as much as $65 a ticket were booing and walking out. One self-described Sheen fan who came all the way from Toronto for the show said: “He’s making a fool of himself. Is there a bigger loser in the world?”

You just now noticed that, huh?

UPDATE: Recovering Liberal says left-wing blogs are to blame for Sheen’s calling Sarah Palin a “whore.”