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Young Minions of the Sith Lord of Texas UPDATE: Perry Coming to Iowa Sunday

Posted on | August 9, 2011 | 67 Comments

DES MOINES, Iowa
For the past several days I’ve been referring to the prospective Rick Perry 2012 candidacy as the “Phantom Menace” looming over the Ames Straw Poll. Today I unexpectedly encountered the menace in the form of perky Texas coeds in burnt orange “Americans for Rick Perry” T-shirts:

While I’m usually very much pro-coed — especially the perky Texas kind — the appearance of these girls in Des Moines clearly represents a disturbance in The Force. Don’t doubt my Jedi senses on this one, folks. I’m getting spooky vibes. Readers will remember that I wrote Friday:

My phone just rang with a tip from a source who says his Texas sources tell him that Rick Perry is going to unofficially announce this weekend that he’s going to make an official announcement next week.

That tip was just slightly off as to the timing: The unofficial announcement came Monday via a Politico story. Now, let me ask you something: Why would a Republican save a big exclusive like that for Politico, while a conservative journalist like me was left to rely on secondhand (if quite accurate) rumors?

This is just one of those tiny little things, perhaps utterly insignficant, but perhaps an ill omen. Yeah, I know political journalists aren’t supposed to believe in “omens.” Still, there’s something vaguely . . . hinky about the way Perry’s stealth campaign has been operating here in Iowa.

Call me crazy. Attribute my forebodings of doom to irrational prejudice. Say what you will, and I don’t care, but I felt a need to put on the record my instinctive sense that there’s something fundamentally wrong about the Perry campaign. And if Jan. 20, 2013, brings the joyous inauguration of President Perry, then you can say my fears were mistaken. Yet I can’t shake my gut hunch is that it won’t work out that way. Some kind of catastrophe will result, one way or another.

Anyway, my apologies to any Rick Perry fans whose mellow has been harshed by these gloomy reflections. Here’s my video inteview of the perky Texas coeds Minions of the Sith Lord:

Oh — almost forgot: They were on hand for what had been billed as an event at the state capitol featuring Tim Pawlenty. I showed up a few minutes late, and Pawlenty had already split the scene, having refused to answer questions from reporters. But these Texas girls were still there and, after I finished getting them on video, I couldn’t resist the temptation to tell them: “We killed your quarterback. Roll Tide!”

UPDATE: Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Texas Governor Rick Perry will make a his first trip to Iowa Sunday, Perry’s campaign confirms.
Perry will speak at a fundraiser hosted by the Black Hawk County Republicans in Waterloo, Iowa, just one day after he gives a speech in which intends to make clear he will seek the presidency.
The Texas governor’s trip to the Hawkeye state will round out a tour of key early primary and caucus states for the 2012 election. He begins the weekend in South Carolina, speaking at the RedState Gathering, a conference for conservative bloggers and privately meets with GOP leaders in South Carolina.
Perry will then fly to New Hampshire for a house party hosted by state Rep. Pamela Tucker to meet Granite State Republicans in Greenland.

Which means that I’ll need to stay here through Sunday. Which means you’ll need to hit the tip jar.


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  • Anonymous

    The two groups can only work together if they are working towards the same goals, we are not. The Tea Party Freedom Fighters were not sent to congress to work with Bolsheviks, they were sent there to stop them. We sent them to reverse their agenda as much as possible and perform a holding action until enough of the reds are expelled from government to begin some serious repealing. Most of the successful jobs bills will have the phrase “do hereby repeal” in them.

  • http://twitter.com/obis_sister Obi’s Sister

    STAAAAAAACY – I will be at the RedState event Saturday.  Be sure you have my phone number handy.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    It is time we on the Right realize that there is no reasoning with the Left, that they will not listen.

    Their minds are closed and bolted shut to any arguments because they believe they have found THE ANSWER, the Way. The Progressives believe they are the only Enlightened Ones and that we are, at best, misguided idiots, and, at worst, dangerous and insane lunatics. This is what they believe. Don’t kid yourself that they view us as anything but fools or thought criminals. Just think of the ways they describe us and our ideas…go ahead, think…I’ll wait…well? In their depraved way of thinking, the Left believes that the Right is evil.

    Therefore, there’s no point in EVER arguing with them about anything.

    The time has come for us to refuse to deal with them in any reasonable way. To engage them in any conversation is to give them and their ideas legitimacy, to announce that their fantastical thinking is normal – it is not. Created in the sterile laboratories of their minds, the ideas and schemes of the Left are unrealistic, unworkable, and unsuited to human beings living in Reality. Therefore, we are only wasting our time in arguing with them. They are zealots, fanatics who cannot be persuaded with Right Reason. We must forego trying to argue with them and go on and do what it takes to restore and then maintain our freedoms and liberties. Perhaps, just perhaps, by the example we set, a few of the loons will recover their mental health sufficiently to see the light and fight against their crippling [and dangerous to others] retardation.

  • Anonymous

    The succession talk is horses^!t and belongs in the same file as I can see Russia from my house. Not surprised it’s become part of your mythology.

  • Anonymous

    I agree that it’s a waste of time, and frequently counterproductive, to argue with calcified leftist ideologues.

    However, we might possibly persuade a few of the everyday non-activist/non-intellectual/non-junkies (i.e. credulous neophytes) who know little about politics and history (and what they do know was packaged by their leftist teachers), but whom feel themselves aligned with the left (Democrat Party and/or the “progressives”). Those folks have not yet become ideologues and therefore are reachable.

    The trick is sorting between the ideologues and non-ideologues, because the former will often pose as the latter. Still, I think it’s worth the effort, within reason.

  • http://thepagantemple.blogspot.com/ ThePaganTemple

    Well, I watched Wisconsin last night. You were saying?

  • tranquil.night

    I feel it too Stacy.

    The Perry campaign has all the hallmarks of foreplay that starts out great but goes on way too long. Then when you actually get to the fun, it’s incredibly short-lived and anti-climactic.

  • DaveO

    What is missing in Charles’s equation is the Palin machine and its influence on the Senate races. Whether the next POTUS is RINO or TEA Party, gaining enough senators to confirm conservatives to agencies like the Civil Rights Division of DOJ, FCC, FEC, and judgeships is key.

    We’ve seen the GOP serially botch candidate recruiting. Given Palin’s success in 2010, and Cornyn’s disgrace, I wouldn’t be surprised if Preibus outsourced recruiting to her.

  • DaveO

    What filibusters? Folks forget that what the press dribbles on about filibusters – it’s really the threat of them, and the cloture vote that precedes them.

    Knauer, why are you engaging in name-calling if you want to an end to name-calling? “Theocratic Oligarchy…” Really?

    There is not a need for social justice. There is a need for justice, and that scares the hell out of folks. And for some reason, I can’t find “social justice” in that Constitution you look to for inspiration and ideas. Maybe it was in the Articles of Confederation.

    Government can not create wealth, but it can create jobs. In government, until the money runs out. Since January of 2009, most of the jobs created have been government jobs. Now with the cuts come the RIF, so even those jobs are being lost.

    Government can create the legal and regulatory environment that permits capitalism to thrive. But not under this administration with its hidebound adherence to academic theories that never seem to work in even so much as a kid’s lemonade stand.

  • DaveO

    I wonder if we should be teaching kids civics earlier in their school career – such as 6ht grade. By 10th grade many Progressive footsoldiers have dropped out or tuned out of school.

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  • Waldomer

    “I showed up a few minutes late, and Pawlenty had already split the scene.”

    Classic Stacy. Miss the news, chat up young girls. Add this to the list:
    - Traveled to Pasadena to watch the game on TV in a bar, interviewed the waitress;
    - Traveled to Kentucky but found out nothing about what happened to Bill Sparkman, interviewed the waitress;
    - Traveled to Massachusetts, didn’t interview Scott Brown but did manage to lay hands on his daughter in order to “make my wife jealous.”

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