Posted on | September 7, 2011 | 5 Comments
Narrator: Once Caesar crossed the Rubicon, the Roman Republic was finished. What little Liberty mankind had secured vanished.
Narrator: Not until the United States of America, nearly two millennia later, did humanity recover with a golden age of freedom.
Narrator: Sadly, as far as we can determine from surviving records, this was eroded during the rein of President Obama.
Narrator: Draconian laws and regulations chained mankind to a tyrannical government. Many opportunities were squandered to elect leaders to repeal these laws.
Kate Marshall: My name’s Kate Marshall… I’m in control of your money.
Narrator: As with the fall of the Roman Republic, it would take nearly 2000 years for mankind to recover its freedom.
Sound effect: Toilet flushing.
Title Card: Save the future. Every election in the nation matters now. Help keep liberal Kate Marshall out of Congress.
Disclaimer: Paid for by the Conservative Action Fund. Not Authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. This title card was forcibly placed here against the will of the filmmaker via the McCain-Feingold law, which is advocated by such useful idiots as Stephen Colbert, who through his satire advocates even more regulation of political speech.