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New From Ladd Ehlinger: Hitchhiker’s Guide To Freedom

Posted on | September 7, 2011 | 5 Comments

by Smitty

Narrator: Once Caesar crossed the Rubicon, the Roman Republic was finished. What little Liberty mankind had secured vanished.
Children: Aww!
Narrator: Not until the United States of America, nearly two millennia later, did humanity recover with a golden age of freedom.
Children: Yay!
Narrator: Sadly, as far as we can determine from surviving records, this was eroded during the rein of President Obama.
Children: Aww!
Narrator: Draconian laws and regulations chained mankind to a tyrannical government. Many opportunities were squandered to elect leaders to repeal these laws.
Kate Marshall: My name’s Kate Marshall… I’m in control of your money.
Narrator: As with the fall of the Roman Republic, it would take nearly 2000 years for mankind to recover its freedom.
Sound effect: Toilet flushing.
Children: Aww!
Title Card: Save the future. Every election in the nation matters now. Help keep liberal Kate Marshall out of Congress.

Disclaimer: Paid for by the Conservative Action Fund. Not Authorized by any candidate or candidate’s committee. This title card was forcibly placed here against the will of the filmmaker via the McCain-Feingold law, which is advocated by such useful idiots as Stephen Colbert, who through his satire advocates even more regulation of political speech.


5 Responses to “New From Ladd Ehlinger: Hitchhiker’s Guide To Freedom”

  1. Mark DeForrest
    September 7th, 2011 @ 6:49 pm

    The problems didn’t start with Obama.  They go back a lot further than the current occupant of the White House.  The roots of our disaster stretch back to the Progressive Era at the end of the 19th century and the beginning of the 20th.  The key villian is Woodrow Wilson.  Obama, for all his faults, is nothing more than Wilson taken to his logical conclusion.

  2. Ladd Ehlinger Jr.
    September 7th, 2011 @ 7:04 pm

    It’s 4,000 years in the future 🙂

  3. Anonymous
    September 7th, 2011 @ 10:27 pm

    How about we work on repealing SCOAMF and the 111Th congress and work back from there, fret not if America succeeds in 2012 and the years there after Woodrow Wilson’s turn will come again. If we fail ourselves again who started it wont matter.

  4. Anonymous
    September 7th, 2011 @ 10:28 pm

    Well done sir.

  5. Bob Belvedere
    September 8th, 2011 @ 12:16 pm