by Smitty
Via the iOwnTheWorld and Left-Wing Institute For Civil Discourse
And, with apologies to Mac Davis:
[Chorus]: Oh Lord it’s hard to be Hitler
when you’re risible in every way.
I hate to browse to YouTube
cause I get re-beclowned each day.
To know me is to kick me
I must be in hell, ask a man.
Oh Lord it’s hard to be Hitler
but I’m doing the penance I can.I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn’t compete
with all of these nutcase Lefty women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob’ly could find me another
but I guess they’re all in awe of me.
Who cares, I’ll just stay loathsome
sheeples don’t deserve my company.[Chorus]
I guess you could say I’m a Lefty,
a fascist, power-mad and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but they all sound just like Maureen Dowd.
Some folks say that I’m megalomaniacal.
Hell, I don’t even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
deliver meaningless speeches by reams.[Chorus]
#ows is Craptastic!
That dump epitomizes the #OWS movement. It shall be to bowels what a Clinton intern is to acts of hooverism.
Thanks for the laugh! (And thank for the link to my post, as well!) ?
It is bad form not to offer credit.
Too damn funny. But, there must be conversation like this going on somewhere.