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Australia’s ‘Buxom Bandit’ Busted

Posted on | July 13, 2012 | 16 Comments

Charged with possession of dangerous weapons:

After five days at large, Tonee Walker faced Southport Magistrates Court yesterday charged with armed robbery and stealing.
The 22-year-old blonde had been wanted for the hold-up of an Arundel service station early last Monday morning.
Her low-cut top, exposing an ample bosom, saw her dubbed the “buxom bandit.”

Sources say the suspect was arrested on the basis of “two major tips” received by Australian police after they circulated this wanted poster:

(Hat-tip: Howard Portnoy at Hot Air Green Room.) Next time your wife accuses you of staring at another woman’s breasts, just explain to her that you’re conducting surveillance. It’s important for alert citizens to keep an eye out for dangerous criminals like this.


  • King Shamus

    Look, I’d love to stick around but there are crimes to stop.  

    I am no longer KingShamus.  I am now…The Surveillancer. 

  • Bill54

    She certainly is. Busted, that is.

  • robertstacymccain

    Of course, I’ve been conducting surveillance for decades, which explains why America remains safe from this international crime wave.

  • Mrs. The Other McCain

    Hey Stac…..get back to work …we got bills to pay!! lol

  • Howard Portnoy,

    Way ahead of you, my friend, but thanks for the … er–tip.

  • Arbitrary

    Wow, that’s a heck of a pair of

    Oh, there’s only one mole.

  • rbeccah

    I could keep my husband from trying his hand at surveillance, considering my… er… gifts.  The only problem is finding enough support structure to get the gifts up where they used to be.

  • JeffS

    That’s our Stacy, keeping abreast of the news!

  • richard mcenroe

     Yep, you’re conducting surveillance.  And your wife  got the 16-gauge out of the closet because she’s just  updating the living room range card…

  • McGehee

    This is something I’ll have to look into.

  • jwallin

    “two major tips”


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  • J.M. Heinrichs

    “Well, it’s really quite simple. The catholic type
     supports the masses, the Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the
     Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright.”

     “So, what is the Baptist type for?”

     “They make mountains out of molehills”.

  • KC

    “Survaeillace of two major tips”  Not a very sound Rule-5 advise from Stacy McCain.

    You run the risk of:  come a flyin’ & crashin’ in flame, being chased by your better looking half with a club-nine iron ain’t no merry fun.

  • Keepmehonest

    Simply outstanding (outbusting)!