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#GuessBidensNextGaffe : Claims His Administration ‘Was Really Just A Gerald Ford Impression’

Posted on | August 15, 2012 | 16 Comments

by Smitty

Pressured on the fact that he was actually Vice President under someone named Barack Obama, Biden waxes surly: “So what if I was one heartbeat, a few brain cells, and a lot less plagiarism away. I felt Presidential!”


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  • John Higgins1990

    Wait, how do we know that these aren’t real Biden quotes?

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  • http://2012.ak4mc.us/ McGehee

    #GuessBidensNextGaffe Visits an inner-city rehab facility, claims his having had brain surgery gives him “something in common with you crackheads.”

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    LMAO! “…suck it up and build some casinos…” ROFLMAO!

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    6 degrees of Ford indeed.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    No one’s biting on the Joanne Greenberg reference. Too obscure?

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    A little too ‘Dennis Miller’ IMHO plus I’m not an avid reader (I know, I know, “bad Red!”) 
    I laugh at that guy because half the time I really don’t get it but I don’t want to look stupid. It’s silly I know but sometimes I just hafta save face.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Screw it. I’m getting back on twitter just to follow you again. These are HI-larious. I swear, you need to do a Tonight Show monologue Carson-style.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    I actually follow most of Dennis Miller at least superficially, even if I haven’t read most of his references fully.

  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    I think @doc_0 and @iowahawkblog are funnier, in a racking-my-brains-trying-to-top-them way.

  • Quartermaster

    I don’t do twitter myself. The PI reference is hilarious. But, then, I’m an Engineer and like such Math puns.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    Well that doesn’t surprise me in the least, Brainy Smurf.

  • http://qwertyaltofuori.blogspot.com Red

    It’s good to have peers to spitball with. I find it amps my own creativity when chit-chatting and hanging out with folks I admire.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    You, sir, are a Master at this Twitter doohickey thing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Shawny-Lee/100001989148504 Shawny Lee

     

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/EU5DQWQTTHTPO4A4ZYSL3AAV2U Adjoran

     ROFL!  Yep,  Biden is a modern Cicero.