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Women’s Basketball Star Revealed as Lesbian, Also Violently Crazy

Posted on | November 15, 2012 | 21 Comments

Chamique Holdsclaw is 6-foot-2, 172 pounds. She was a three-time NCAA champion at the University of Tennessee and, during her 11 seasons of pro basketball, averaged nearly 17 points per game. And she is now wanted on an aggravated assault charge:

An arrest warrant was issued for former basketball star Chamique Holdsclaw on Thursday after a dispute with a woman allegedly turned violent, Atlanta police said.
Holdsclaw, 35, of Smyrna, was not in custody Thursday afternoon, according to jail records. The warrant is for aggravated assault, criminal damage to property and reckless conduct, police said. . . .
[Jennifer] Lacy, who is also a professional basketball player, said she drove to a friend’s house on Hemphill Avenue, at which time Holdsclaw got out of her car with a baseball bat and began smashing the windows in Lacy’s Range Rover, the report said.
After breaking the driver’s side window, a rear passenger’s window and the rear window, Holdsclaw produced a handgun, fired inside the SUV and fled the scene, the report said.

Holdsclaw’s Twitter profile describes her as a “mental health advocate,” and I suppose bashing in your ex-girlfriend’s car windows — with a few pistol shots thrown in for good measure — might be considered therapeutic in some sense. NTTAWWT.

I point this out because Amanda Marcotte says right-wingers have “a deep fear and loathing of female sexuality.” Yeah, if by “fear and loathing” you mean nightmares about a crazy 6-foot-2 lesbian chasing after me with a baseball bat and a pistol, I plead guilty.

UPDATE: Holdsclaw has turned herself into police and is being held in Fulton County Jail. So we’re safe. At least until she makes bail.

UPDATE II: Oh, my — this probably isn’t great publicity for the lesbian reality TV show Chamique Holdsclaw was co-producing:

Looking to capitalize on the reality TV craze while busting myths about lesbians, producers of “The Real Women of America” have cast a trailer with a diverse set of local women as its would-be stars.
With lofty goals to produce a “Real Housewives”-type franchise and expand into cities including New York, San Francisco, Miami and Dallas, among others, producers A.L. King, Tina Crittenden, India Alston and Chamique Holdsclaw are starting right here at home with a diverse group of locals.

Yeah, “busting myths about lesbians.” Also, busting out car windows.

Comments

21 Responses to “Women’s Basketball Star Revealed as Lesbian, Also Violently Crazy”

  1. DonaldDouglas
    November 15th, 2012 @ 10:31 pm

    Freakin’ amazing!

  2. M. Thompson
    November 15th, 2012 @ 10:51 pm

    And you wonder what has happened with systemic defeminisation. It has let loose a monstrous regiment of women who are far scarier than men.

  3. JeffS
    November 16th, 2012 @ 12:02 am

    While I don’t share their preference for the same gender, gays and lesbians are as human as you or I. This latest episode merely demonstrates their humanity and hence their frailty and tendency towards error.

    The problem with this story is that if Chamique were a Republican, Tea Party member, or some other form of conservative thinking, that article probably would have emphasized her clearly blood thirsty, terrorist nature.

    With a gosh darned gun, no less. The horror!

    I could accept this story as “dog bites man”, which is how it’s written, save for the fact that similar stories concerning anyone not toeing the leftie line were written as “man bites dog”.

    Even though Republicans, Tea Party members, and some other form conservative thinking are equally human, and hence equally prone to error.

    That’s what our “civilization” has come down to. And by “down”, I mean “decline”.

  4. Adjoran
    November 16th, 2012 @ 12:09 am

    You mean there are WNBA players who aren’t violent, psychotic lesbians (besides Dawn Staley, of course)?

  5. robertstacymccain
    November 16th, 2012 @ 12:20 am

    What we are supposed to believe, according to political correctness, is that all problems experienced by homosexuals can be attributed to the hateful bigotry of homophobes. In much the same way, all problems experienced by black people are the result of racism, and all the problems of women are blamed on the oppressive sexist patriarchy. So when we encounter a black lesbian terrorizing her black lesbian ex-girlfriend, this is somewhat difficult for the politically correct to explain. However, if you dare to point out the seeming contradiction — the victims victimizing their fellow victims, without any prompting from straight white male oppressors — the politically correct will say that the mere fact that you noticed this makes you a sexist, racist homophobe.
    Heads, they win the argument. Tails, you lose.
    Never argue with a liberal. You’re only wasting your breath.

  6. JeffS
    November 16th, 2012 @ 12:56 am

    Oh, I wasn’t arguing with lefties. I never do, for that very reason. So-called “progressives” are actually regressive in nature. I’d rather debate a rock.

    Nope, just stating it for the record. And so I could I refer to our declining civilization.

  7. Jason Rideout
    November 16th, 2012 @ 1:11 am

    Amanda Marcotte is the one who has a deep fear of female sexuality.

  8. SDN
    November 16th, 2012 @ 5:16 am

    M. Thompson, Kipling figured that out long before feminism came on the scene.

    She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
    As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
    And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unclaimed to claim
    Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

    She is wedded to convictions — in default of grosser ties;
    Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies! —
    He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
    Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

    Unprovoked and awful charges — even so the she-bear fights,
    Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons — even so the cobra bites,
    Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
    And the victim writhes in anguish — like the Jesuit with the squaw!

  9. Bob Belvedere
    November 16th, 2012 @ 7:24 am

    And male.

  10. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:36 am

    If you are going to be an Amazon, you have to give up a boob to improve your shooting.

  11. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:38 am

    Yes RSM. Your homophobia drove them to it. That is why Charles “Chunky Boo Boo” Johnson is so upset with you, you cannot accept him for being what he is.

  12. Doesitmatter?
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:54 am

    Not sure what the incident has to do with politics. It seems like a volatile relationship gone overboard. The white man didn’t make this happen and it’s not an indictment on all lesbians. It’s funny how when things happen in a minority group it’s time to examine the entire group. Buts white man, teenager shoots up a movie theater and we don’t question all white males. Interesting….

  13. WyBlog - Real Lesbians of the WNBA: Smashing stereotypes, and car windows
    November 16th, 2012 @ 9:42 am

    Real Lesbians of the WNBA: Smashing stereotypes, and car windows…

    This is too funny not to repost. Stacy McCain describes the foibles of one Chamique Holdsclaw, recently of the WNBA….

  14. Chris Wysocki
    November 16th, 2012 @ 9:44 am

    I’d retitle that reality show “Scared Straight”.

  15. Dino Spumoni
    November 16th, 2012 @ 2:09 pm

    Hemphill Avenue? I suspect Rerun’s body is locked in the trunk.

  16. JewishOdysseus
    November 16th, 2012 @ 6:02 pm

    How’s ’bout a photo of the dainty, refined La Holdsclaw?

    Ya know, if B-ball or reality TV don’t work out for her/him, s/he’s surely got the greatest name ever for a pro wrestler!!

  17. K-Bob
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:12 pm

    Good call to carve out a new niche with the giant lesbian hijinx. The midget lesbian niche is already owned by Stern.

  18. A Victim of Racism, Sexism, Homophobia and Her Violent Lesbian Ex-Girlfriend : The Other McCain
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:12 pm

    […] my fans in supporting me.”— Jennifer Lacy (@jlacy21) November 16, 2012Last night when I blogged about Holdsclaw’s violent outburst, some readers wondered what the point was, so I explained:What we are supposed to believe, […]

  19. K-Bob
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:15 pm

    Mmmm. Google the name. Looks like the kind of pic you’d see in a spot-the-tranny game.

  20. Eric mcmann
    November 16th, 2012 @ 8:36 pm

    This broad and her show are disgusting. Typical lesbian/gay behavior.

  21. Michael D. Hansen
    November 18th, 2012 @ 4:21 pm