#BooksWithOneLetterMissing S.A.V.E: Shameless Acts of Vandalism & Ent.
Posted on | July 24, 2013 | 8 Comments
by Smitty
#bookswithonelettermissing The Telltale Heat–Al Gore stubs his Poe and emits a story that would frighten anyone who could stay conscious.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing Of Ice And Men — Gal Ore's disaster novel of the coming freeze.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing Pride and Pre-juice — Elizabeth & Darcy overcome pride at the store & settle on a bag of oranges for refreshment
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing Gone with the Win – Waldo and Godot abscond with the President's credibility after the election.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing The Complete Sherlock Homes – A security professional embarrasses the cops when a no-knock raid is stopped cold.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing Brave New Word – An Ivy League professor's epic struggle to find a replacement for "[BiggerDiggerTrigger]".
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing All Quit on the Western Front – A bunch of hipsters give up on the Enlightenment, repair to the basement and cry.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
My favorite, referencing John Updike and “Chariots of Fire”:
#bookswithonelettermissing Rabbi, Run-A yeshiva student chased on Haifa beaches by a motorized electronic piano trying to e-Vangelis-ize him
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing Ivanho – In economically devastated post-Obama America, it's one woman & her shaggin' wagon, struggling to live.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013
#bookswithonelettermissing "I" — Steven King's horrifying clown returns, this time as President, wreaking economic horror upon the world.
— Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 24, 2013
The post title references an actual volume, which is more of a monument to my non-command of prophecy than anything else:
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