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Oh, My: Anthony Weiner Porn Movie?

Posted on | August 1, 2013 | 29 Comments

“Boom-chick-a-wow-wow,” says Aleister at American Glob, reporting the news that the tawdry tale of the would-be Mayor of New York’s online affairs could become THE MUST-SEE PORN FLICK OF THE YEAR, starring typical Democrat girl Sydney Leathers.

“I laughed! I cried! It was better than ‘Cats’!”

UPDATE: Sometimes the jokes just write themselves:

 

Comments

  • Steve Skubinna

    Come on, don’t tell me that when you read the juxtaposition of Tony Wiener and Sydney Leathers you didn’t immediately think “porn flick!”

  • Buffalobob

    The opening monolog by Barbara Morgan, “1000 new words to describe a wandering intern”.

  • rustypaladin

    I cannot add to this comment. BWAHAHA!

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady

    Here is a proposed script for this movie: Go with Sydney Leathers with Anthony Weiner in Weiner’s bedroom. Then Huma catches them, gets mad at first but then excited and joins in. Then Hillary Clinton unexpectedly decides to drop by the Weiners, sees what is going on, and just has to join in tool. Then Bill Clinton shows up and they all just have a hedonistic sex romp.

    And the name of this bacchanal?

    The Aristocrats!

  • http://blackmailersdontshoot.com/ ChandlersGhost

    This is the best scandal in a long time. Everyone involved is awful.

  • robertstacymccain

    There are no good Democrats, this side of the grave.

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    Oh, you’re a BAD man, Donald.Douglas!

    Why do you think I’ve nicknamed him: Donald ‘Restraining Order’ Douglas?

  • http://thecampofthesaints.org Bob Belvedere

    I think Grover Cleveland was the last one.

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  • http://theothermccain.com smitty

    Let’s square the ???????????? away: that’s brown chicken, brown cow.

  • http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/ Evi L. Bloggerlady
  • richard mcenroe

    I’m not sure this is going to happen. Even porn dialog needs more than 140 characters sometimes and I’m not sure Sid and Tony are up to that.

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  • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

    While she wrings every last ounce of fame out of her self-propulsion into the spotlight (I guess we know who “leaked” her info after all, eh?), I wonder how long it will be before the revelations of her abuse as a child become public.

  • http://boogieforward.us/ K-Bob

    It takes far less than 140 characters, if you include repeats.

    I think the White House staff meetings are quite similar to a German pr0n flick. Pretty much “yah, yah, yah” ad nauseum.

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