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We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …

Posted on | October 22, 2013 | 35 Comments

The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal lawsuit is about the mastermind of the conspiracy:

“His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed.”

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions:

Like Kimberlin’s past acts of anti-free-speech thuggery, his tactics serve to remind people of the very facts he seeks to bury.
With the filing of this lawsuit, more people will learn that Brett Kimberlin was convicted for setting off numerous bombs, one of which blew off a man’s leg. More people will learn of his dishonest machinations to avoid paying a wrongful death judgment to the widow of the man whose leg Kimberlin blew off — a Vietnam veteran who survived the war, but could not survive the pain of the wounds Kimberlin inflicted. More people will learn that, when he set off those bombs in Speedway, police suspected him of complicity in the murder of a grandmother of a young preteen girl, with whom Kimberlin had had a relationship that many people (including the grandmother) considered inappropriate. . . .
Kimberlin’s actions are not rational — but then, “rational” is not a word you would typically use to describe a violent criminal sentenced to 50 years in prison for maiming a man with a bomb. . . .

You must read the whole thing and . . . OBEY!

 

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Category: The Kimberlin Files

Comments

35 Responses to “We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …”

  1. AmPowerBlog
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:03 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/lKL7rXTMNT #TCOT

  2. AmPowerBlog
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:04 am

    @smitty_one_each Heh.

  3. wjjhoge
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:04 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/lKL7rXTMNT #TCOT

  4. Patterico
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:05 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/lKL7rXTMNT #TCOT

  5. Patterico
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:06 am

    @smitty_one_each Hahahahaha. I changed my Twitter bio to reflect my newfound position as Unquestioned King of the Conservative Blogosphere.

  6. rsmccain
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:06 am

    “The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions” http://t.co/fy10He2Dvs

  7. souperfan2012
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:07 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/lKL7rXTMNT #TCOT

  8. MrEvilMatt
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/Xonruh7iV0

  9. CHideout
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/7J9GAtqjTY

  10. Lockestep1776
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/dbqDT39Ul7

  11. Resista38176897
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/ijv0G1MyJv

  12. Citzcom
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/Dy6carYEbT

  13. jwbrown1969
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …: The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal … http://t.co/Sbuj7PipGm

  14. Taxpayer1234
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:13 am

    Heil Patterico!

  15. M. Thompson
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:37 am

    Oh boy!

  16. Finrod Felagund
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 1:12 am

    Who knew that getting sued could provide so much amusement?

  17. Mm
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 6:24 am

    Check out his new Twitter profile. Hilarious!

  18. wjjhoge
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 6:28 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions” http://t…

  19. MonitorAccess
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 9:31 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions” http://t…

  20. Patterico
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 9:35 am

    RT @rsmccain: “The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions” http://t…

  21. Professor_Why
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 9:37 am

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/OtweR3hH74

  22. kylekiernan
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 9:43 am

    @Patterico @smitty_one_each “Ooo – eeeee – hoo! Yooo – ho! Ooo – eeeee – hoo! Yooo – ho!” as we march around Castle Patterico

  23. kylekiernan
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 9:43 am

    @smitty_one_each @Patterico PatteRICO …Suave

  24. rustypaladin
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 10:22 am

    Wait, the mastermind behind the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is some ambulance chaser from California? This explains so much.

    Where is that Moleman Army you promised me!

  25. Jerry Beckett
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 10:27 am

    “His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed.”

    That actually sounds like it came from the narrative of a movie trailer. Imagine the late Don LaFontaine reading that and tell me I’m wrong.

  26. Dana
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 10:31 am

    If the esteemed Mr Kimberlin was sentenced to 50 years in prison, is he not at least on probation now? Does he have no parole officer to whom he must report?

  27. BredRightAndTrue
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 10:42 am

    PatteRICO! What a hoot!

    And, yeah… I’ll say it… Stacy has always struck me as quite the follow-the-leader/order-taker type. lol! Good grief.

  28. Dianna Deeley
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 12:08 pm

    I’m trying to picture Stacy (or Michelle Malkin, or Glen Beck) nodding and snapping right to when Paterico gives an order.

    Then I begin giggling helplessly.

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    October 22nd, 2013 @ 2:48 pm

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  30. sarah wells
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 3:13 pm

    “…And he’s one heck of a bowler.”

  31. sarah wells
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 5:17 pm

    Here’s a funny-sad thought. The purple paean to the power of Patterico: “His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed” is likely as not his own fanciful and preferred vision of himself.

  32. thatMrGguy
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 6:00 pm

    We Call Him @PatteRICO Now … http://t.co/4n63TtNlJ5

  33. Bob Belvedere
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 7:01 pm

    Bingo!

  34. Bob Belvedere
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 7:02 pm

    They have wanted all of us to think that they’re independent, bright, pretty [not in Stacy’s case] things, but IT’S ALL BEEN AN ACT!
    Who is giggling now?

  35. Living the CA nightmare
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 4:44 am

    Kimberlin’s pleading reminds me of a 8-year-old’s rant: “They’re lookin’ at me funny. Mommy, make them stop!”