We Call Him @PatteRICO Now …

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The best sentence in the whole crazy Kimberlin v. the Universe, et al., federal lawsuit is about the mastermind of the conspiracy:

“His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed.”

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

MUST. OBEY. PATTERICO.

The head of the RICO Racketeers™ has a few words of unquestioned legal analysis to impart to us, his lowly minions:

Like Kimberlin’s past acts of anti-free-speech thuggery, his tactics serve to remind people of the very facts he seeks to bury.
With the filing of this lawsuit, more people will learn that Brett Kimberlin was convicted for setting off numerous bombs, one of which blew off a man’s leg. More people will learn of his dishonest machinations to avoid paying a wrongful death judgment to the widow of the man whose leg Kimberlin blew off — a Vietnam veteran who survived the war, but could not survive the pain of the wounds Kimberlin inflicted. More people will learn that, when he set off those bombs in Speedway, police suspected him of complicity in the murder of a grandmother of a young preteen girl, with whom Kimberlin had had a relationship that many people (including the grandmother) considered inappropriate. . . .
Kimberlin’s actions are not rational — but then, “rational” is not a word you would typically use to describe a violent criminal sentenced to 50 years in prison for maiming a man with a bomb. . . .

You must read the whole thing and . . . OBEY!

 

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35 comments

  5. Wait, the mastermind behind the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is some ambulance chaser from California? This explains so much.

    Where is that Moleman Army you promised me!

  6. “His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed.”

    That actually sounds like it came from the narrative of a movie trailer. Imagine the late Don LaFontaine reading that and tell me I’m wrong.

  7. If the esteemed Mr Kimberlin was sentenced to 50 years in prison, is he not at least on probation now? Does he have no parole officer to whom he must report?

  8. PatteRICO! What a hoot!

    And, yeah… I’ll say it… Stacy has always struck me as quite the follow-the-leader/order-taker type. lol! Good grief.

  9. I’m trying to picture Stacy (or Michelle Malkin, or Glen Beck) nodding and snapping right to when Paterico gives an order.

    Then I begin giggling helplessly.

  12. Here’s a funny-sad thought. The purple paean to the power of Patterico: “His orders are followed, his directives are heeded, his legal analysis is unquestioned, and his statements are believed” is likely as not his own fanciful and preferred vision of himself.

  15. Kimberlin’s pleading reminds me of a 8-year-old’s rant: “They’re lookin’ at me funny. Mommy, make them stop!”

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