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The World Keeps Getting Weirder

Posted on | March 11, 2015 | 27 Comments

In Guildford, England, a 55-year-old transsexual named “Dawn Love” took her Blackberry for repairs. Staff of the store “found images of people having sex with horses” on the phone:

During a search of her home and a camper van, officers also found a DVD showing women having sex with dogs.
A jury took just half an hour to find the 55-year-old, was born a man, guilty but cleared her of the second count relating to the DVD. . . .
[Prosecutor Kate] Mallison told the jury of six men and six women: ‘What was found on the phone were two videos of images of someone having sexual intercourse or oral sex with an animal, namely a horse, which is banned by law.
‘As a result of her arrest, her property and car were searched and in her car a DVD was found containing a number of images showing someone having sexual intercourse or oral sex with a dog. …’
The jury at Guildford Crown Court heard that Love worked in a West End club for gay and transsexual people . . .
The court heard Love took her phone into the 02 store in Camberley, Surrey on July 26, 2013 after her emails stopped working.
Horrified staff found two video clips called ‘Sally Horse’ and ‘Hannah’ showing video clips of women having sex with horses.Both clips featured a logo reading ‘zoosection.com’. . . .
When asked why she had not tried to find out who had given her the DVDs, she replied: ‘I do not know the people who get into my van and tie me up and have sex with me. I wouldn’t know where to start.
‘Nine times out of ten I am off my head on drugs.’
Miss Mallison said: ‘Is it just coincidence that the two pictures are of the same nature as the DVD?’
Jobless Love replied: ‘I have all sorts of DVDs, several of black men who are well endowed. I never ask people’s names, I just get tied up, have a good time and never see them again.’

Meanwhile, in the Philippines:

A man has been accused of raping a string of animals including cows, horses and even water buffalo in the Philippines.
Andy Loyola was arrested after he was allegedly caught having sex with a cow which had been reported missing by its owner in Silang, near Manila. . . .
Loyola has also been accused by the farmer of raping his other cattle a number of times, including horses and water buffalo. . . .
The 46-year-old, who is believed to have been under the influence of drugs, is being held in custody at Silang Cavite Municipal Police Station, south of Manila. . . .

Lena Dunham could not be reached for comment.

 

Comments

  • joethefatman

    Raping animals?

    That is some seriously… oh hell, that’s nucking futs.

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  • concern00

    Dawn Love is clearly its porn name.

  • concern00

    Next…stay tuned for marriage equality.

  • https://twitter.com/Mthomps016 M. Thompson

    Note my comment on “Degenerate Scum” at 7:54 PM EDT. No need to repeat it.

  • Kirby McCain

    Not a speck of cereal

  • Quartermaster

    That’s already running on another channel.

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  • Delaney Coffer

    It’s not possible to “rape” an animal.

  • Fail Burton

    When it comes to cow-rape, “mooooooo” means “moooooo.” I can understand the confusion coming from an ideology that poses non-rhetorical questions like “How do you know when you’ve been raped?” How about “How do you know when you’ve raped a cow?” as opposed to consensual cow-sex.

  • Fail Burton

    Well, not if you marry them first.

  • http://articlefiveprocess.com/ K-Bob

    Yeah, right. Because they are just askin’ for it, right?

  • http://articlefiveprocess.com/ K-Bob

    Great googly moogly!

    Best setup for a punchline I’ve seen in years.

    On the other hand I learned something valuable: don’t eat hot wings while perusing the web. Them lil’ orange gobs are harder to get off the screen than coffee.

  • http://articlefiveprocess.com/ K-Bob

    First they have to add another string of letters to the increasingly DNA-molecule-like, GBLT-soup “acronym.”

  • Delaney Coffer

    It’s also not possible to marry an animal.

  • Nan

    This week.

  • Finrod Felagund

    So how much longer before pigfuckers becomes literal?

  • Delaney Coffer

    It will never be possible because it’s impossible. Reality doesn’t just go away as soon as some jerk with a government job would like it to.

  • Nan

    Well, they’ll call anything marriage these days.

  • Fail Burton

    Tell that to the asylum called Dworkin’s Acres.

  • Daniel Freeman

    That is an interesting statement. On the one hand, it is certainly possible to force an unwilling animal, to the point of trauma, damage, or even death. On the other hand, “rape” implies the possibility of “consent,” which is not meaningful for an animal.

    If you mean that it hardly matters whether or not they go along with it since it’s always wrong regardless, then I’m right there with you.

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Other than the horse, who might have said, “Neigh!” how can we know that the animals in question didn’t consent?

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    Why not? When asked if he takes that woman to be his lawfully wedded wife, the rooster said, “Cock a doodle do!”

  • http://www.journal14.com/ Dana

    And the keyboard gets sticky.

  • Jeanette Victoria

    Well it the event occurred in a public bathroom I’m sure it was all about love

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