Why I Still Twitter

by Smitty

The sheer blarney of it all:

Celebery is that green stuff with zero nutritional value, because it's all fiber and water.

— I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande [K?] (@smitty_one_each) October 16, 2018

i think you mean celery. celebery is that brand of chocolate that’s the second-largest confectionary brand after Mars!

— ?l???? loves you (@alyssamartinus) October 16, 2018

I think that's Cadbury.

I remember now: celebry is where the Left will bury its dreams of regaining power after the election next month.

— I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande [K?] (@smitty_one_each) October 16, 2018

Nah that’s a cemetery. Celebery is that album Kool and the gang released in the 80s

— BobbyEng$kow (@inkus82) October 16, 2018

I've got it now!

"Celebration" was a Kool & the Gang record back when disco was a thing.

Celebry is the pain reliever the Left will be using when its backside is handed to it next month by voters.

— I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande [K?] (@smitty_one_each) October 16, 2018

no no that’s celebrex my friend. celebry is that thing people work to earn

— ?l???? loves you (@alyssamartinus) October 16, 2018

Or is that currency.

I think celebry is that new consignment store for your artisanal French cheese wares.

— I Came; I Saw; I Got Over Macho Grande [K?] (@smitty_one_each) October 16, 2018

This is so underrated

— kung fu emmy (@_emilybowden) October 16, 2018