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HOLLYWOOD EXCLUSIVE!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Hollywood reacted with shock today when it was learned that Sunday night’s Oscar telecast was edited to omit one of the most prestigious Academy Awards.
“This is an outrage,” said Tom Sherak, president of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences.
Officials of the ABC network had no immediate comment about the apparent production [...]

Sandra Bullock: Right-Wing Extremist?

The Oscar-winner for Best Actress is, after all, a Southerner — her father is from Alabama and she attended Washington-Lee High School in Arlington, Virginia — and her Academy Award was based on the true story of a football player at Briarcrest Christian Academy in Memphis, who subsequently signed a scholarship at Ole Miss to [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
Rule 5 Sunday. Last night on Twitter I happened into the #thankaliberal hash tag. And an argument with someone, presumably in CA, that Liberals invented the Internet. Whatevah. I need this post so that ah can get mah head right again.

Here’s My Thing brings the Shannon Elizabeth, and Emmy Rossum.
The [...]

Everybody Loves a Luce Lady

This morning I got a Twitter message from Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute:
Follow @LuceLadies and DM ur mailing addr and we’ll send you a FREE Cons Women calendar! video here: http://bit.ly/18avOu plz RT
Got that? If you are on Twitter, all you have to do is to add their “Luce Ladies” Twitter to [...]

Rule 5 in the News: New Jersey Prudes Call Cops on Nude Snow Sculpture

The same kind of anti-fun activists who complain about the Pamela Anderson blog ad are everywhere:
She was a frosty Venus de Milo, but one Rahway family’s snow-packed tribute to the Greek goddess of love and beauty was another person’s pornography.
Maria Conneran and her family worked feverishly to fashion their armless, nude snowlady from last week’s [...]

European Envoy Seeks Cease-Fire as Peace Talks Fail to End ‘Cleavage Wars’

BRUSSELS — In a desperate bid to end the Cleavage Wars that have devastated the blogging community for the past week, representatives of the European Union dispatched “Matrix Reloaded” star Monica Bellucci as a special peace envoy.
“This senseless waste of cleavage cannot be allowed to continue,” said the 45-year-old Italian actress. “In the name of [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
Rule 5 needs to start off with an apology. The simple appreciation of loveliness has escalated into something called the “Boob Wars”. Miscreants who have become bogged down in this completely unnecessary war of choice include:

The Classic Liberal
The Camp of the Saints
The Daley Gator
Washington Rebel
WyBlog
Three Beers Later

Your humble Rule 5 aggregator has [...]

She Just Digs Those New Media Guys

A minor uproar erupted Friday on Twitter when I sent this message:
#FF Everyone should follow Steven Crowder @scrowder if only because his girlfriend is totally HAAAWWWTT! #FollowFriday
The aforesaid girlfriend’s friend, Alyssa Cordova of the Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute, took umbrage:
@rsmccain #degrading
Requiring me to offer the following defense:
@LyssCordova I met Hillary at CPAC last year; kidding [...]

CPAC 2010: Bloggerazzi Photopalooza!

“It’s all a blur,” Andrew Breitbart said to me in a phone conversation Monday, as we discussed events at CPAC 2010 — the biggest ever and, most attendees agreed, the best. The “blur” effect that Breitbart described is much like the experience of campaign coverage — you go, go, go day after day, with maybe [...]

TMI Twitter from Kim Kardashian

She was already in trouble for outing a federal air marshal on Twitter, now there is this bit of alarming indiscretion:
“I pretty much laser my whole body … I’m like a little hairless Chihuahua.”
This particular cosmetic trend — I’ve dubbed it the Deforestation of the Pubic Delta — is really a byproduct of the pornification of [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
Rule 5 is tanned, rested, and ready to rumble following a monster Sunday nap.

Instapundit was unimpressed with the Christina Hendricks kerfuffle last week:
s this really as much of a mystery as the story makes it sound?Firefly fans (“Our Mrs. Reynolds”), of course, caught on long before Mad Men informed the masses.

Troglopundit touts the fact [...]

Why Is Bob Belvedere Monopolizing All the Christina Hendricks Hotness Today?

He’s bogarting all the blog action on the redheaded Mad Men bombshell in lacy lingerie.
And nothing can compete with that, not even redheaded Victoria’s Secret model Cintia Dicker in a bikini. She’s cute, but too skinny to compete with those bodacious Christina Hendricks curves.
UPDATE: You want to talk about “targeted marketing”? Look what just arrived in my inbox [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
The hue and cry over the Danica Patrick crash has been all over the Rule 5-osphere like noxious fumes on Troglopundit.
So let’s start with him. Lance the boil. Boil the lance.

Troglopundit noted her 6th place finish back on 07Feb, staking his claim and claiming his steak. (Mistake?)
Point of a Gun notes that [...]

Bloggers Cause Danica Patrick Wreck at Daytona; Bikini Photos Survive Accident

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. — Danica Patrick’s bikini photos were uninjured after a 12-car accident ended this weekend’s Daytona International Speedway NASCAR debut for the pinup hottie known as “The Anna Kournikova of Auto Racing.”
Patrick was in 21st place when she was caught in a four-way Rule 5 blog pileup involving Lance Burri, Donald Douglas, Bob Belvedere [...]

Obviously, the Solution to Our Nation’s Most Pressing Problems Is . . .

. . . more Ann Hathaway boobies. That seems to be the agenda at Classic Liberal, at least, and who are we to argue? Even though Anne’s breasts have ceased to be Catholic, they nevertheless continue to exercise a miraculous influence:

Some contend that Anne Hathaway’s splendid rack was responsible for the record blizzard that shut [...]

Anne Hathaway Quits Catholic Church After Pope Condemns Sideboob Display

Wait, no — that’s not exactly the reason:
Anne grew up wanting to become a nun but shunned Catholicism when she learned her older brother, Michael, was gay.
“The whole family converted to Episcopalianism after my elder brother came out,” she tells the magazine. “Why should I support an organization that has a limited view of my [...]

You Probably Don’t Want to Watch a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video

I’m not sure why Steve Bartin at NewsAlert would link this. It’s not like swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker is particularly attractive or anything.

So, obviously, if you don’t want to watch that boring video, you don’t care about the cover of Sports Illustrated’s swimsuit edition.

Boring! Might as well blog about politics or something . . .
Update: (Smitty) [...]

Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl

Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress notes that David Horowitz seems to be stocking up in the Rule 5 department. Meanwhile, here is my friend Ali Akbar with two young lovelies at the Alabama GOP meeting Friday night in Montgomery:

I’m pretty sure this was after Ali ordered a round of Jack Daniel shots for the [...]

SWF, Natural Blonde, D.C.

Yeah, natural blonde — blonde eyebrows, even. Twenty-something. After back-to-back long-term relationships, she’s on the dating scene for the first time . . . well, ever, really. And she’s in Washington, D.C., a magnet for arrogant beta-males-who-think-they’re-alpha.
And she’s got a blog: Date Me, D.C.!
If that doesn’t haul in the traffic, I don’t know what will. A [...]

BREAKING URGENT!

LOS ANGELES, Calif.
Police and other emergency responders were called to the scene of a riot Saturday night at the annual Directors Guild Awards, but were reportedly unable to quell the violent disturbance.
Traumatized attendees at the glitzy gala were being treated by paramedics at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza, yet police SWAT teams and riot squads were clearly outmanned [...]

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