Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
Rule 5 has always celebrated beauty and honor, and honors the outgoing Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, who handily crushed a tyrant with a flag, lighting up the following blogs with a bolt of Pure Awesome:

Power Line
Fausta
Gateway Pundit
TrogloPundit
Wintery Knight

In this conceptual re-enactment, a white-haired Stefania Fernandez confronts and vanquishes the evil Chavez:

Oh, Boy! More BrandiTV!

Everybody loves America’s Xenophobic Sweetheart, Brandi Milloy. Among the many admirers of the recent Miss California contestant — fourth runner-up? were the judges blind? or merely gay? — is Professor Glenn Reynolds, who links a video that inevitably invites this compare-and-contrast:

OK, there’s my friend Stephen Kruiser with Danika Quinn and Alexis Garcia, which is pretty doggone awesome. Yet a dramatic increase [...]

Dennis Miller And Megyn Kelly: The YouTube Equivalent Of Peanut Butter
And Chocolate

by Smitty (h/t No Sheeples Here)
Just a great outing, start to finish:

Brandi Milloy: Heatwave at the Border (And Xenophobia Never Looked Better)

OK, anybody who ever questioned Roger Simon’s judgment — his ability to spot top-quality video news talent — start apologizing now. Click the picture to watch, you disgusting sexist swine:

My advice to Roger: Change the name PJTV to “BrandiTV.” Also, please assign Brandi to do a story about the bond-market bubble. I’ve tried to get [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
The week in gorgeousness was dominated by Rima, who, with full political incorrectness, prefers bikinis to burkhas and non-confrontational locations for cultural reconciliation. Also politically incorrect: Jennifer Aniston, who was hoisted on her own ‘retard’. While Rule 5 does not support breaches of decorum, a consultation with Janet Jackson, a private piercing revelation, [...]

Pamela Geller Bikini ‘Scandal’?

Remember my joke — and it was a joke, in case you didn’t realize it — that Marcela Hoeven looking good in a bikini was a “scandal”? The Washington Post evidently thinks the same thing of Pamela Geller:
The most colorful — and perhaps most visible — activist at the moment is Pam Geller, a former [...]

How to Get Linked, Lesson One

Write a headline as good as this:
Paris teens charged in bare-breasted robberies
If you don’t get linked with a headline like that, you are obviously sending tips to the wrong blogger. Beyond the headline, it helps if there’s actually an interesting story:
French police believe they’ve gotten to the bottom of a series of robberies in which teenage girls [...]

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
A bumper crop of Rule 5 links, and some time for a pleasant write-up. Enjoy.

Dalhalla’s mom as Rule 5 from the Summer of ‘65? You be the judge.
Serr8d attempts to pose a question, “Marilyn or Gaga?”, answers self in a way you’ll likely support.
iOwnTheWorld has some clips featuring hot chick remakes. [...]

Kill Truck Informs Me She’s Now Reading ‘How to Get a Million Hits on Your Blog’

Looks like she’s got Rule 5 (“Everybody Loves a Pretty Girl“) nailed down cold, but she’s experiencing a problem I’ve experienced myself: Getting linked for the funny stuff, while more serious work gets overlooked:

Kill Truck’s “something real” was an analysis of Peter Schiff’s Senate campaign in Connecticut, which included some observations about the Tea Party movement.
Trying [...]

Is This True?

“Even when liberal girls start out pretty, they rapidly end up making hags of themselves. There’s something about being angry and self-righteous all the time that seems to warp a woman’s face as well as her soul.”
– Vox Day

Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty
Rule 5 Sunday dawns again. We look in the Rule 5 label and see what sort of delights await.

Christina Hendricks pictures offered by frequent commenter Joe are a sizzling place to start.
The Last Tradition, speaking of sizzling, has some pork- and Rule 5-drenched ideas for what to do if the Bloomberg Mosque becomes [...]

Marcela Hoeven Bikini Scandal?

North Dakota Gov. John Hoeven is 47 points ahead in a Senate campaign that is, by all odds, the closest thing to a surefire pick-up for Republicans this fall. And yet it appears that there are some fiendish Democrats who hope that “family values” conservatives will be horrified to discover that the governor’s daughter Marcela [...]

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