Crimson Tide Heading Back
to Sweet Home Alabama

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COSTA MESA, Calif. — National Champions depart for the airport:

On the video you hear the Westin Hotel guard acknowledge that the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) was providing protection for the Crimson Tide during their stay in Southern California, just as US Customs and Border Protection was guarding the Rose Bowl during the BCS.

Deploying the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in defense of Alabama’s football team strikes me as a waste of taxpayers’ money. If Alabama could beat Texas, they could defeat al Qaeda. In fact, Coach Saban may want to send The Tide to Yemen for spring practice. The ‘Bama defense made Tebow cry, then they knocked out McCoy. For their next trick, the can tackle Anwar al-Awlaki.

This mad scheme to destroy the terrorists was hatched Wednesday at a gathering of bloggers in Redodo Beach led by notorious neo-con Donald Douglas of American Power blog. Thanks to JSF for providing the neutral, objective analysis in the video.

Kudos:

No Sheeples Here for support above and beyond the call of sanity.
No Sheeples Here
No Sheeples Here rocks Alabama
Dan Collins for putting Stacy up to the trip. Mrs. The Other McCain will reward you separately, assuming you remain within the 48 contiguous states. This does not constitute a legal notice.
Piece of Work in Progress
Piece of Work in Progress hatches gonzo schemes.
(Note from Smitty: this post reprises our madcap video of trying to un-b0rk Stacy’s left-leaning post. He’s dictated it over the phone, and I’ve done my best penance to capture his words, after wrecking the site for a little while this afternoon.)

9 comments

  1. As much as I understand your sentiments about ‘Bama, I’d strongly suggest not putting them up against folks with firearms until they’ve been through at least as much training with weapons as they have had with a Football this year.

    Not that I’m questioning their skill, or devotion, or anything else, but some things just need practice, and one should have some practice and training before attacking crazed ragheads.

    ‘Nough said.

  2. As much as I understand your sentiments about ‘Bama, I’d strongly suggest not putting them up against folks with firearms until they’ve been through at least as much training with weapons as they have had with a Football this year.

    Not that I’m questioning their skill, or devotion, or anything else, but some things just need practice, and one should have some practice and training before attacking crazed ragheads.

    ‘Nough said.

  3. Curious if Stacy caught Bob Barr on O’Reilly tonight. Barr actually agrees with Holder re giving terrorists access to our legal system. He thinks Obama’s handling of things is just great. How could you have ever supported a guy like this Stacy?

  4. Curious if Stacy caught Bob Barr on O’Reilly tonight. Barr actually agrees with Holder re giving terrorists access to our legal system. He thinks Obama’s handling of things is just great. How could you have ever supported a guy like this Stacy?

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