Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Getting back to the Rule 5 duties. March Madness has been severe this year on multiple levels. Here we will focus on sweater puppies, and leave basketball and the Congress to others.

• Dustbury reveals Thora Birch, all grown up now.
• Washington Rebel, whom I’ve been remiss to link, shows how the plants are watered.
• Gerard has one that will meet Dustbury’s standards, I trust.
• Smash Mouth Politics brings Rachel McAdams.
• Great Satan’s Girlfriend wonders if China is on dope. No, but it cuts a fine figure as a stewardess, whatever China is on.
• Miss Cellania offers password advice.
• Ego TV has 7 sexy chess players, for those digging a bit of brain with the beauty.
• Fausta posted another great palate-cleanser tango.
• GrEaT sAtAn’S gIrLfRiEnD captured the Federal Government beautifully.
• The Blogprof contrasted American and Democrat women.
• Smash Mouth Politics had Irish girls in bikinis.
• A Conservative Shemale claims difficulty with our layout, but has no problem with the Adam Baldwin / Yvonne Strahovski connection.
• Dustbury locates some Yvonne Strahovski of his own.
• Proof Positive featured Alana De La Garza, and, in the vintage category, Marylin Monroe.
• Waxing Erratic had a dogs-n-cats pic, and then some competition for Angelina Jolie.
• The Classic Liberal invoked Isla Fisher to explain the stimulus scam.
• Boom Boom Boom wishes a happy Persian new year, but them ain’t burkhas.

Can we be Rule 5 and capture the mood at the same time? We can try:

All your Sweater Puppies are belong to Rule 5:

• The No Sheeples Announcement
• Three Beers Later brings the cheerleaders.
• POWIP offers a meditation and counter-examples, and then got into the act.
• Troglopundit touts his MuMu.
• No Sheeples Here closed the first round, announced a victor, and opened the second.
• POWIP featured Rose McGowan.
• Troglopundit chides Grandpa Steve.
• The Camp of the Saints echoed the round 1 results.
• That edgy Fishersville Mike character plays the Bo Peep card. Lost her sheep? Get it?
• The Mind Numbed Robot had an entry.
• Troglopundit fought back in stunning black and white. Also, he cheered Wisconsin.
• Fishersville Mike empathized with Wofford’s cheering squad.
• No Sheeples rounded up Round 2.
• The Reaganite Republican Resistance jumped in.
• Three Beers Later has some munchie clips.

It turns out that a Russian camera caught Stacy McCain making a disguised entrance into a building in Searchlight, NV (?), in his endless quest for The Story:

I didn’t manage to catch up my Rule 5 label. There will have to be a sequel this afternoon. Thanks in advance for the patience, readers. Send more good stuff to Smitty.

Below the Tear Line of Shame we will park all of the Jesse James / Sandra Bullock / Alien Creature stuff. Rule 5 retains its commitment to reporting the news while making it clear that traditional values are the ones worth upholding:

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• Yankee Phil submitted some Sandra.
• The Eye of Polyphemus also had a selection.
• Nation of Cowards focuses on whatever-her-name-is, and a possibly racist tattoo. Just when I didn’t think I could respect her less. . . As someone who has studied a bit of biochemistry, we really really really have to get past this DNA fixation.