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Axis Of Fedora Update: Stacy McCain Drained By PA-12 Reporting

Posted on | May 19, 2010 | 14 Comments

by Smitty

It really is a shame to see such a fine reporter and word-slinger laid so low. The frantic updates.

Only a pure vanilla pudding treatment can restore him from the brink

The miles. The pictures. The constant masculinity threat of using the barbie cam. The deadlines. The obnoxious creep co-blogger, always looking for some smart-alec angle.
They wear on a man, leaving tragic pieces of human wreckage held together by only a fedora in their wake.
Can Stacy be brought back from the brink, and restored to full vitality? Only the Good Lord knows, and his countenance, while merciful, does bear a hint of dubiousness. . .
Update: Belvedere has the ‘before’ shot.

(tip of the headware to Vanderleun)

Category: humor

Comments

14 Responses to “Axis Of Fedora Update: Stacy McCain Drained By PA-12 Reporting”

  1. Bob Belvedere
    May 20th, 2010 @ 3:09 am

    The hell with the pudding!

    Christina Hendricks pictures STAT!

  2. Bob Belvedere
    May 19th, 2010 @ 10:09 pm

    The hell with the pudding!

    Christina Hendricks pictures STAT!

  3. ak4mc
    May 20th, 2010 @ 3:10 am

    Didn’t I see him in a movie with Brendan Fraser and Evelyn Carnahan?

  4. ak4mc
    May 19th, 2010 @ 10:10 pm

    Didn’t I see him in a movie with Brendan Fraser and Evelyn Carnahan?

  5. ak4mc
    May 20th, 2010 @ 3:11 am

    Dagnabbit, I meant Rachel Weisz. And even more dagnabbit, she’s 40!

  6. ak4mc
    May 19th, 2010 @ 10:11 pm

    Dagnabbit, I meant Rachel Weisz. And even more dagnabbit, she’s 40!

  7. Robert Stacy McCain
    May 20th, 2010 @ 5:40 am

    Keith has better teeth. But he’s a rock star, he can afford it.

  8. Robert Stacy McCain
    May 20th, 2010 @ 12:40 am

    Keith has better teeth. But he’s a rock star, he can afford it.

  9. Estragon
    May 20th, 2010 @ 8:49 am

    You have to give the guy this much: who else among us looks better than we did 20 years ago?

    There were unembalmed corpses who were abandoned for weeks in the rain and heat of summer in the killing fields of Bosnia who looked better than Keith. I don’t know of his religious affiliation, but there is one guy who should be thanking Somebody every day!

  10. Estragon
    May 20th, 2010 @ 3:49 am

    You have to give the guy this much: who else among us looks better than we did 20 years ago?

    There were unembalmed corpses who were abandoned for weeks in the rain and heat of summer in the killing fields of Bosnia who looked better than Keith. I don’t know of his religious affiliation, but there is one guy who should be thanking Somebody every day!

  11. Joe
    May 20th, 2010 @ 4:18 pm

    Estragon, other than Charlie Daniels, those contracts with the Devil tend to backfire.

  12. Joe
    May 20th, 2010 @ 11:18 am

    Estragon, other than Charlie Daniels, those contracts with the Devil tend to backfire.

  13. Obi's Sister
    May 20th, 2010 @ 10:03 pm

    LOL

  14. Obi's Sister
    May 20th, 2010 @ 5:03 pm

    LOL