Axis Of Fedora Update: Stacy McCain Drained By PA-12 Reporting

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by Smitty

It really is a shame to see such a fine reporter and word-slinger laid so low. The frantic updates.

Only a pure vanilla pudding treatment can restore him from the brink
The miles. The pictures. The constant masculinity threat of using the barbie cam. The deadlines. The obnoxious creep co-blogger, always looking for some smart-alec angle.
They wear on a man, leaving tragic pieces of human wreckage held together by only a fedora in their wake.
Can Stacy be brought back from the brink, and restored to full vitality? Only the Good Lord knows, and his countenance, while merciful, does bear a hint of dubiousness. . .
Update: Belvedere has the ‘before’ shot.

(tip of the headware to Vanderleun)

14 comments

  9. You have to give the guy this much: who else among us looks better than we did 20 years ago?

    There were unembalmed corpses who were abandoned for weeks in the rain and heat of summer in the killing fields of Bosnia who looked better than Keith. I don’t know of his religious affiliation, but there is one guy who should be thanking Somebody every day!

  10. You have to give the guy this much: who else among us looks better than we did 20 years ago?

    There were unembalmed corpses who were abandoned for weeks in the rain and heat of summer in the killing fields of Bosnia who looked better than Keith. I don’t know of his religious affiliation, but there is one guy who should be thanking Somebody every day!

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