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Britney Spears Accused of Sexually Harassing Her Bodyguard, Fernando

Posted on | June 9, 2010 | 28 Comments

This is just so sad:

BRITNEY SPEARS’ top bodyguard has quit – claiming the troubled singer sexually harassed him.
Ex-cop FERNANDO FLORES, 29, stormed out after allegedly facing a series of bizarre come-ons.
He told pals Britney, 28, often paraded naked in front of him and beckoned him into her bedroom. . . .
“She was always giving him the come on and he felt if he didn’t reciprocate he could lose his job. He finally handed in his notice last week and is considering legal action.” . . .
“She runs round the house naked and yelling at staff. . . .”

Remember when she was the hottest thing on the planet, the idol of millions? Now, the burn-out baby-mama has to resort to paying people to pretend to like her.

Kind of like Hillary Clinton, really . . .

Category: Celebrities, Scandal, Sex

Comments

28 Responses to “Britney Spears Accused of Sexually Harassing Her Bodyguard, Fernando”

  1. William
    June 9th, 2010 @ 8:42 pm

    You’re going to eat your words when Larry Marchant reveals that he did, in fact, have sex with that vajay-jay for free.

  2. William
    June 9th, 2010 @ 4:42 pm

    You’re going to eat your words when Larry Marchant reveals that he did, in fact, have sex with that vajay-jay for free.

  3. Rich Fader
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:15 pm

    Memo to Fernando:

    NTTAWWT.

  4. Stogie
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:15 pm

    Has anyone got Britney’s phone number? It just so happens I am looking for a job….

  5. Rich Fader
    June 9th, 2010 @ 5:15 pm

    Memo to Fernando:

    NTTAWWT.

  6. Stogie
    June 9th, 2010 @ 5:15 pm

    Has anyone got Britney’s phone number? It just so happens I am looking for a job….

  7. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:17 pm

    It just so happens I am looking for a job . . .

    I understand the pay isn’t much, but the benefits . . .

  8. Robert Stacy McCain
    June 9th, 2010 @ 5:17 pm

    It just so happens I am looking for a job . . .

    I understand the pay isn’t much, but the benefits . . .

  9. ECM
    June 9th, 2010 @ 10:06 pm

    Stogie:

    I’m sorry, but that position has been filled, IYKWIMAITYD.

  10. ECM
    June 9th, 2010 @ 6:06 pm

    Stogie:

    I’m sorry, but that position has been filled, IYKWIMAITYD.

  11. ak4mc
    June 9th, 2010 @ 11:42 pm

    paying people to pretend to like her.

    You can do that?

  12. ak4mc
    June 9th, 2010 @ 7:42 pm

    paying people to pretend to like her.

    You can do that?

  13. mojo
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:36 am

    What about the bottom body guard?

    Hey, I had to ask…

  14. mojo
    June 9th, 2010 @ 8:36 pm

    What about the bottom body guard?

    Hey, I had to ask…

  15. Snippety Doo Dah
    June 10th, 2010 @ 1:00 am

    I see that the tradition of using eunuchs to guard women did not end in ancient times.

  16. Snippety Doo Dah
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:00 pm

    I see that the tradition of using eunuchs to guard women did not end in ancient times.

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  18. kansas
    June 10th, 2010 @ 1:42 am

    Pictures needed here to confirm this story.

  19. kansas
    June 9th, 2010 @ 9:42 pm

    Pictures needed here to confirm this story.

  20. pete
    June 10th, 2010 @ 4:37 am

    All I got —

    Sorta’ like the ‘questionable’ guys in the strip club that ignore the stage…

  21. pete
    June 10th, 2010 @ 12:37 am

    All I got —

    Sorta’ like the ‘questionable’ guys in the strip club that ignore the stage…

  22. Uttam Jyoti Borah
    June 10th, 2010 @ 6:18 am

    Do you have any proof Mr..??Without proof why should anyone believe.So shut up man..

  23. Uttam Jyoti Borah
    June 10th, 2010 @ 2:18 am

    Do you have any proof Mr..??Without proof why should anyone believe.So shut up man..

  24. Anon Y. Mous
    June 11th, 2010 @ 12:11 am

    Where do I send my resume? I’ve got what it takes to excel in that job.

  25. Anon Y. Mous
    June 10th, 2010 @ 8:11 pm

    Where do I send my resume? I’ve got what it takes to excel in that job.

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    June 11th, 2010 @ 11:21 am

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  27. Charles Davis
    August 12th, 2010 @ 3:32 am

    we all idolize britney spears because of the great singing talent that she have:;`

  28. Charles Davis
    August 11th, 2010 @ 11:32 pm

    we all idolize britney spears because of the great singing talent that she have:;`