Rule 5 Sunday

by Smitty

Rule 5 Sunday greets us with a shiny outlook on life, brought on by the likes of:

• American Power, with a late 4th of July bikini and wrap-up. Also, this funky shot, a SI swimsuit teaser and a bit of bikini blogging.
• The Daley Gator,
  • A gallery of lovelies
  • Rouxmia Bougas
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt
  • Jessica Gomes
  • Jamie Chung
  • Jill Hennesey
  • Megyn Kelly
• The Lonely Conservative, who favors fellows in baseball uniforms, NTTAWWT.
• GrEaT sAtAn”S gIrLfRiEnD “writes using her tongue powered key board” (possibly TMI, yet a fascinating procedural note):
  • In A-stan to win.
  • Recommends blond power to save Syria from turning into a second Iran.
  • IDF troops getting their Avril Lavigne on.
  • Speaking of Palestine, she recommends the terrifying “Iron Boobies”.
  • She announces the Mattis appointment with much cuteness, but neglects the “tears in my eyes” quote. Get some!
  • The She Creatures perform “Sexy Robot”, which kind of looks like Dan Riehl. Rule 5 shoots back with Man or Astro-Man?

• The Camp of the Saints has the standard fistful:
  • Yvette Vickers
  • Chi Coltrane
  • Jill Dobson
  • Recline of the West
  • Myra Carter
  • Heidi Becker
• Ash Soular showed up on a number of blogs this week, receiving threats for failing to toe the official line. Oh, those tolerant lefties! She was seen at:
  • Gateway Pundit
  • The Lonely Conservative
• Dustbury renews the commitment to Zooeyism, but did stray long enough to catch Angie Harmon trying on shoes, and Snow White standing at present arms.
• SI VIS PACEM brings us our classical art moment.
• Atlas Shrugs follows up on Afshan Azad.
• TrogloPundit figures his long-sought fame may come at the National Museum of Suburban History, with half a dozen hot housewives in red. Talk about some landscaping prowess. Also in red: Charlize Threron. Not to be caught in anything but red: Cameron Diaz. I may be detecting a pattern here.
• Fausta, bringing the weather report, pronounces it “Too Darn Hot”.
• WyBlog reports “Doda Elektroda is positively thermionic!”
• Yankee Phil brings Krista Branch: “I Am America”, combining Rule 5 and partiotism in a surprisingly effective way. And a roundup.
• Washington Rebel brings a surfeit of hotness.
• Instapundit reports success on ‘Nymphquest’.
• iOwnTheWorld reports that Mikki Padilla is doing. . .something. It sounds complicated.
• Proof Positive brings the usual excellence:
  • Anna Maria Alberghetti

  Ali Landry

  • Women of PETA XIV
• Jaded Heaven posted Christina Aguilera doing “Candyman”.
• The Mind Numbed Robot rounds up Nikki Visser.
• Quite a few blogs were on about the Rachel Maddow high school yearbook photo. Rule 5, of the ‘who is pleased easily is pleased often’ school of thought, thinks she was attractive both then and now. iOwnTheWorld did a photoshop treatment, but, of course, photoshops are such a visually violent thing. . .
  • American Power
• Divided We Stand brings money bunny Amanda Drury.
• Eye of Polyphemus turns upon Kristen Bell.
• MA Info brings “Pride and Predator”. Heh.
• The Classic Liberal has Leighton Meester taking on the judges.
• Nation of Cowards brings the Harry Pottery.
• Jumping in Pools offers Salma Hayek.
• Paco Enterprises gives us Florence and Bessie.
• The Republican Mother, in a play of wild daring, provides a Milton Friedman clip, daring me not to include it. I lose, yet I win: great post.
• Left Bank of the Charles has ‘Out of town nudes in Harvard Square.’
• The Saint Angilbert Press has a cutie roundup.
• At the Point of a Gun brings a Sarah McLachlan note.

That’s all for now. Cheers!